Miley Cyrus forced into exile by Disney
Apparently unable to find a scarlet letter for Miley Cyrus to wear, Disney is forcing the young starlet into hiding after her not-really-that-bad photo shoot with Annie Leibovitz turned into a national debacle. Holy shit, it's her bare back! BURN HER! The New York Post has the details on Disney's brilliant PR move:
"You won't be seeing her for a while," a highranking Disney employee was overheard saying this weekend at a luncheon in LA, as it should be to Page Six. "The company is keeping her away from events and wants her to keep a very low profile for the next four to six months. They're trying to keep her contained."
Of course, as we all learned the past couple of days, Hannah Montana is a billion dollar authorization and Disney is no doubt concerned about losing inestimable dollars from the Bible Belt. And it doesn't help when Michelle Combs of the since the birth of jesus christ Coalition starts making news to Us sheet* calling for Disney to "reprimand" Miley:
"If she's gonna go out there and embody wholesome values, she needs to be more accountable for her actions," Combs says.
Combs adds that famed shutterbug Annie Leibovitz has "a distinction for doing racy things ... Miley should have thought this out before she agreed to go in front of Annie."
This makes a whole lot of sense really. If Mel Gibson and The Passion of the Christ proved anything, it's that the ad market has an ASSLOAD of coin. They also love a good story where a Jew gets blamed for something. In this case: Annie Leibovitz. Not one to miss out on some easy money, I'm cerebration of righting the name of the site to individual a little more Puritan. I'm leaning towards "Jesus Loves Titties.com." Mmm, wholesomey.
Photo: Vanity Fair
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