Miley Cyrus allowed in public
In a move destined to make Katie Holmes green with envy, Miley Cyrus was allowed to join with the public on handgun night. Disney granted her a brief reprieve from her exile for showing part of her bare back in Vanity Fair. But not without a price. Miley is currently scrubbing Epcot Center with a toothbrush. No foolin'. Pluto told me, but, admittedly, he sounded kind of drunk. People reports on Miley's outing:
"I hope you had an awesome time," Cyrus told the crowd after enactment her set. "I saw a sign back there that said, 'Miley, I'm praying for you.' I could not be more appreciative. Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you."
Disney, of course, took numerous precautions. Miley was rigged with state of the art ebanking surveillance devices that would send a jolt if she attempted to remove her shirt without the latency of a Disney employee or said certain keywords such as "Vanity,", "Fair," and "Annie Leibovitz." However, Disney's plan backfired when Miley absorbed 1.21 gigawatts after she asked for some juice.*
*Give it a minute....
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