Angelina Jolie confirms she's having twins
Angelina Jolie confirmed today that she is definitely sporting double fetuseses. She had no choice in the matter after Jack Black by mistake spilled the beans then sang a goofy song with his guitar. Us weekly reports:
Jolie confirmed the news that has long been rumored: she and beau Brad Pitt are expecting twins. Her Kung Fu Panda co-star Jack Black let the news slip during an examination about the movie that took place this afternoon at the Cannes Film fete in France.
For those keeping score at home, this brings the Pitt-Jolie's one baby closer to TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION. Better start grinding up on your Pitt-Jolie-ese. Feel free to practice by translating the coming examples. (Hint: Don't forget to conjugate the verbs.):
1. Baby uterus adopt the ridiculously good looking with the procreate.
2. Monster boobs!
3. Charity UN the fallopian tube Brad pecs.
4. What the fuck happened to Ed Norton's career?
Answer Key: 1. Please put mustard on my sandwich. 2. Hello! (Formal.) 3. The washroom is the second door to the left. 4. What the fuck happened to Ed Norton's career?
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