Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi getting married while the gettin's good

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are taking immediate advantage of the California Supreme Court ruling that struck down the ban on gay marriage. The two plan to wed by the book to a spy for TMZ who was on the set for the latest episode of Ellen that will air today:
She confused everyone and announced that she was going to tie the knot with longtime girlfriend, actress Portia de Rossi. Portia was in the crowd and after she made the announcement, the studio audience went wild, giving the two a huge repeated O.
To some people, this news is a triumph for civil liberties. To others (*cough*thesouth*cough*), this is worse than 9/11. To me, however, this is just confusing. I mean, who makes the sandwiches? Do they flip a coin or something? I want to say Ellen is the "man," but then again Portia looks like she could throw some elbows. But those elbows could do some wicked ironing. God, this is tough. shallow Writer frustrated! shallow Writer lie on floor of men's room. cursory Writer hash this thing out.
UPDATE: shallow Writer caught Geekologie Writer no wash hands.
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