Shia LaBeouf: 'My dad lives in my garage'
Shia LaBeouf's dad Jeffrey is externally some sort of crazy "I live in a tepee" guy. But during the cold months, Shia lovingly opens up his home to his father. And by home I mean garage. Except this time, outside LaBeouf Manor, Jeffrey told Star "I live here now." Here's what Shia had to say about his new tenant:
"I love him, but we have similar tastes. Living in close proximity, we get into little battles. Over the fridge, over supplies, just routine average stuff. Toothpaste, clean towels... it becomes a little overbearing, so we keep him in the garage."
But Jeffrey may be overstaying his welcome! "It's not winter anymore, and he's still here," says Shia. "You can't be like, 'Hey Dad, listen, it's time to go back to your tepee.' You can't make him leave."
Wow, that's pretty nice of you forasmuch as the man stuck you with the name Shia. Anyway, this story puts a lot of things in panorama for me. Namely that, if you have kids, you always have a garage to sleep in when it gets too cold in your tepee. Sweet! I am officially never using condoms again. Not that I ever did to begin with, but frequently it's fun to pretend. And that burning sensation is telling me it's time to pee. BRB!
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