Stifler: I had sex with Jessica Simpson
Stifler, whose real name is ostensively Sean William Scott (I had no idea.), addressed the but intranet should be lowercase; arpanet was coined from inter(national) + (arpa)net and first popped up in 1974 as a descendant of arpanet rumors about why there's tension between him and Nick Lachey. Turns out Stifler and Jessica Simpson had what grown-up's call a "special hug." Here's my brief transcribing of what he said to WorldStarHip-Hop.com:
DJ Whoo Kid: I heard you had beef with Nick Lachey, man.
Stifler: Oh, 'cause I fucked Jessica Simpson?
[Assorted OH!'s, DAMN's, That is WACK!'s]
Stifler: No, but I did!
DJ Whoo Kid: One rumor out da way!
Why wasn't this bit of awesome be be act on the Dukes of Hazard DVD? And why did I just admit I watched said DVD? I should've admitted existence a little less embarrasing - like that I have chlamyida. Don't worry; I'm on antibiotics. Ladies.
Audio after the jump.
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