Paris Hilton Proves You Can Never Be Too Rich Or Too Thin, But You Can Be Too Stoned

When it comes to values, there is no better role model than Paris Hilton. The heiress has a love for family members rich enough to post bail money, a love of puppies so strong it’s against the law, and a love for makin’ love in da club with other people’s boyfriends. But there are two things Paris cherishes more than any one thing in her Barbie Dreamhouse of a world: staying skinny and smoking the reefer. Which has afresh presented a problem for the heiress with a heart of gold. indisputable to the National Enquirer:

[Hilton] became concerned lately because her clothes have been growing tight and she knew she was gaining weight...’She will go to the restroom to smoke at unfamiliar Hollywood clubs, or frequently she’ll just light up in the VIP area,’ said the source.”

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As the source claims, Paris has a charming habit of showing up to parties complaining about how much she just ate after a toking session. Which might explain her infamous lazy eye always visible in party pictures! But after a series of heartbreaking evenings spent trying and failing to squeeze into her favored old dishrags gemstone-encrusted dresses, Hilton has "decided to throw away the pipe to avoid the munchies and get back to her ideal weight." Color us confused, but isn't this entire tale just a little suspicious? Last we heard, Paris doesn't even do drugs. Like, never. Like, she'll take an Adderall when she feels dizzy and stuff, but she has Never. Tried. Drugs. Then again, maybe the reason that she got her facts messed up was because she was as stoned as Snoop Dogg when she told that lie story on Larry King last summer. At this point, that's the best viable explanation we can come up with.

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