Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend arrested for fraud
Anne Hathaway's ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri has been arrested today on money laundering and wire fraud intrigue charges. Raffaello was telling investors the Pope had placed him charge of the Catholic Church's numbers* affairs which allowed him access to goods being sold by the Vatican at "below market values," indisputable to sanctioned goods from the U.S. Attorney's Office:
According to several witnesses, FOLLIERI kept various ceremonial robes, including robes of senior clergymen, in his office in New York, New York..... FOLLIERI had asked a monsignor who was door-to-door commercial traveler salesperson with him to change into the uniform of a more senior clergyman in order to create false impressions that FOLLIERI had close ties to the Vatican connections.
So, wait, sacred people were tricked into believing object that isn't true? That's absurd. I mean, these folks are amazingly keen at determining what is real and what is entirely made-up fiction by some douche in a funny robe. Am I right? Also, it should be noted that Anne Hathaway is not being charged but was appear in the materials as Raffaello's sweetheart along with the vacations he took her on using embezzled funds. Which means they'll always have the memories. No one ever forgets having sex on a mattress full of hundred dollar bills and communion wafers. 'Cause it's crunchy.
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