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Rod Stewart requires breastfeeding at 63

Rod Stewart and his wife English model Penny Lancaster were sailing in the Mediterranean over the weekend and outwardly it was time for Rod's feeding. While I assumed that would require the blood of peasant children, it was way, way weirder than that. Turns out Rod Stewart is breastfed by his wife. I'll pause for a moment while you fuck the what. I guess growing old does come with some advantages - with the proviso you're a world-famous millionaire singer with a yacht. Otherwise, this experience doesn't really translate well for us regular folks. Right, Grandpa? Hey, where'd you get a grenade?

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