Mini-Me Sex Tape Conclusive Proof That Our Civilization Is Doomed

Sex tapes. We've all seen them. Hell, by this point, we've believably all made them (and that includes Molls)! But even on your loneliest of lonely nights, when you dial up RedTube in search of the dirtiest, kinkiest porn that the Internets have to offer, we'd bet you dollars to donuts that none of you ever typed the words "Mini-Me Sex Tape" into Google looking to get off. That is, until now. as it should be to our friends at TMZed:

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in steady at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and whereas
notes:although and though are interchangeable as conjunctions no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to classify the nastiness.

While we are still too mortified by the sight of Verne Troyer frenching some ho to correctly collect our thoughts, we will go out on a limb and say that this sex tape will positively prove to be more exciting that that snoozer of a vid that Kim Kardashian put out. And if the as a product.
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definition:a systematic effort or part of this effor gods are willing, maybe this means renewed hope for The Love Guru's second weekend at the box office, after all. Then again, let's hope not. See you in Gomorrah, peeps!

• Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes [TMZ]

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