Angelina Jolie's baby pics will rake in a buttload
Angelina Jolie's babies are fresh out of the womb and already their playhouse have become the holy grail of tabloid journalism. While Jamie Lynn Spears and Jessica Alba netted $1 million for their spawn, Angelina's twins are about to wreck some shit. Somehow, this proves my point that babies should be allowed to fight in UFC matches. E! Online reports:
Insiders are speculating the pics will go for between $15 million to $20 million. In fact, one photo-agency owner guesses that the only other thing that could god willing* demand that much money is “Britney Spears giving birth to an alien.”
Okay, it's only fair that I mention Brad and Angelina donate all the profit to charity, so you know they're not money hungry assholes. In the meantime, a little that guy said about Britney birthing an alien, I'll take some of those. I don't really have money to pay for them, but I do have these nifty coupons I hand out to my co-workers. Check it out: This one's good for a "Free coffee run." And this one gets you a "Great job!" I used to have some that were good for a massage, but I'm not allowed to hand those out anymore. thing about a lawsuit and sexual harassment, I dunno. I was too busy making coupons for "A photocopy of my wiener."
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