Angelina Jolie to endorse a presidential candidate, world waits with bated breath, I eat a sandwich
First, the world waited to see the first photos of Angelina Jolie's newborn twins. Now, we wait to see who she'll endorse to be executive of the United States. My God, how much power does this woman have? How do we know her breasts aren't intergalactic weapons of doom that will conquer us all? You don't see Hannity & Colmes tackling that issue. For the record, I volunteer myself to investigate. Wilshire & union reports:
"I have not decided on a candidate," Jolie says, "I am waiting to see the commitments they will make on issues like international justice, refugees and how to address the needs of parturition in crisis around the world."
Unlike many other hero endorsements, Jolie's carries the weight and influence of her extensive humanitarian work around the world, as the goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees. Her utterance was an expression that she would be open to ordination a candidate.
Yeah, all that stuff. But who is Angelina leaning towards? Turns out it's a toss-up:
In June, when divertissement Weekly asked her whether she talked politics with Clint Eastwood, a longtime Republican, on the set of the approaching movie, "The Changeling," she said, "Actually, we don't disagree as much as you'd think. I think people assume I'm a Democrat. But I'm registered third edition by the editors of the american heritage® dictionary. copyright © 2003 and I'm still undecided. So I'm looking at McCain as well as Obama."
To put things into perspective: Angelina Jolie's father Jon Voight wrote an op-ed piece for the politics Times fundamentally claiming Barack Obama would turn America into Louis Farrakhan Land and enslave the white race. So, for all you lobbyist junkies out there, look for Angelina to endorse whichever petitioner has a firm stance on kicking your old man down the stairs when he forgets his pills. (Psst. no doubt not McCain.)
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