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Ashlee Simpson is having twins

Ashlee Simpson is reportedly carrying twins, according to rule to E! Online:

Hip-hop artist Tyga, Pete's buddy, says that the parents-to-be are week by week calandar and delivery info.revolutionhealth.com/pregnancyyour pregnancy calendarget your pregnancy calendar and more resources from real womenwww.divinecaroline.comnow that you’re expectingtrack your baby’s growth not one but two bundles of joy.

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Ah, twins. Nature's magical "fuck you." Except this time it's directed at all of us because Pete Wentz just goddamn multiplied. At least we can take comfort knowing that, when evil strikes, the Wentz-Simpson family will join companionate to form Chin-tron: Defender of the Universe if You Count Perpetually Smiling Like a Douche as a Means of Defense.