Bridget Marquardt kicks Hugh Hefner in the old man nuts
Hugh Hefner really must be rocking the Depends because Bridget Marquart, the last faithful Girl Next Door, is bailing on him, Page Six reports:
Word comes that Marquardt also has a man on the side. Our tipster says, "Bridget's been getting quite close with Nick Carpenter, Marisa Tomei's ex-boyfriend. He directed her in a movie lately and evidently they 'hang out' whenever she can escape the mansion."
Goddamn, this is depressing. I refuse to accept it's not feasible for a man to have enough money that he can score with a gaggle of young blonde chicks with fake breasts well into his 80s. I'm pretty sure that's the guiding proposition of our great nation. In fact, if history serves me correct, Benjamin potbelly stove said it best when he said "See how many ho's you can get with this third edition by the editors of the old glory heritage® dictionary. copyright © 2003 press, Mr. Jefferson, and make sure they got them breasteses all huge and stuff."
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