Michael Lohan wants YOU to kick his ass
Michael Lohan is auctioning off a chance to get in the ring and punch the press-whore out of him. The auction starts at $5,000 with all yield going to charity, by the book to requirement to decree to FOX News:
Jeff Cohen, an organizer for the event, said he expects a big turnout.
"Anybody who jumps into the ring with Michael Lohan will become famous," Cohen said. "Maybe you'll get one of Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriends who'll try and impress Lindsay by beating up her father. Who knows? ... You might get Samantha Ronson trying to put a bid in there."
A chance to punch the snot out of Michael Lohan? I'm in. But, before I write the check, you're allowed to duct-tape a gun to your boxing glove, right? Because I'm pretty sure that's how they did it in Rocky. Or maybe I was on acid. Who knows? In the meantime, influential person.
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Thanks to Kristen who flies like a butterfly, stings like a giant scorpion. True story.
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