Hugh Hefner: Low on sperm, but not on love
Hugh Hefner settled
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document.write("" that Holly Madison is no longer in the market for old man love. Things went south when it was discovered that Hugh couldn't father a child at 82. Honestly, I don't know who saw that coming. (Besides everyone.) E! News reports:
The Playboy mogul says the contingency started to crumble about six months ago when they learned he was unable to father a child with Holly.
"With my sperm count, it's not possible," Hefner explained. "I was willing but it was not possible…She'd like to be married and have children, but it's not in the cards here for me."
Hugh also entrenched that Kendra Wilkinson will be gone by the end of the year. But shed not a tear, my friends, the Hugh has back-ups:
In the last week, he's been spotted with 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. "They very much want to be girlfriends and now under the present circumstance, they maybe will become my girlfriends," Hefner says.
And they're not all he has to look forward to.
A college senior from Georgia whom Hefner identifies as Amy Leigh Andrews is also waiting in the wings. "She was testing here this past weekend," Hef says of the centerfold wannabe, "and she said she'd like to be a girlfriend, too."
The 82-year-old Hefner laughed, "I'm dancing as fast as I can."
I can't help but wonder if, deep down, Hugh wanted Holly Madison to leave. Sure, his sperm count is low, but it's not like he couldn't have scrounged some up to pass as his own. For God sakes, he lives in the Playboy Mansion! And, frankly, anyone's swimmers would've been preferable to Criss Angel's. I'm talking Pauly Shore, the kid who plays McLovin' or even a blood relative of Holly's. She'd never know the difference. (Provided the vial is wrapped in twenties.)
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