Lynne Spears: 'I'm innocent, I tell ya!'

Ha ha! revive Crazy Britney? Good times. Except when it comes to taking the blame which brings us to Lynne Spears who continues to promote her new book Through the Storm: How I Pimped My transit Then Profited from their Downfall Thanks to Your Purchase. Today she stopped by FOX News' The Morning Show With Mike and Juliet where Lynne convinced nobody but herself that she cashed in on her kids:

On Britney and Jamie Lynn's careers:
"People think I was this stage mom, that I was pushing my daughters to do what they did. I was in fact their cheerleader. I have never been their manager, that's never been my role. I was the one that got their coffee in the morning and [got them] out of bed."

On Kevin Federline:
"I do like Kevin. He has been good to us," she says. "Kevin could have been a real pill about a lot of things, but he wasn't. He worked with us and has really tried to make entirety good for the boys. He has thought about them through all of this."

On Sarah Palin:
"I'm glad she didn’t have to go through as much scrutiny as I did. Nobody wants their bearing confinement to have these kinds of hardships or bumps. Who would want that?"

Some scheme theorists (Read: Me) theorize that Lynne Spears slept with Kevin Federline thus sending Britney into a subconscious tail spin. And, is it me, or did Lynne just admit that when she said "I do like Kevin."? Everyone knows it's scientifically impossible to like thing but not have sex with it. Coincidentally, this is also the same excuse I used for why I ruined the turkey during Thanksgiving dinner last year. I expect the same performance here: SUCCESS!

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