Go to work every day, and hate every moment of it.

People don't kill people, people kill themselves.

Be your own god! Start your own religion.

Legalize cannabalism!

Punk music makes me angry, Emo music makes me sad, but only Pop music makes me kill.

A penis has long forgotten how to be a clitoris.  A clitoris doesn't have the balls to be a penis.

Cancer, cancer everywhere, man you'd think it's a disease!

If you ask one more time, I'm going to tell you twice.

Call your local radio station and request 5 minutes of silence.

Read a book, then burn it, then put it out by pissing on it.

Hmm... I should eat more babies... VEGETABLES! I meant veggies! ...I did... Or... Did I?

(MWAHAHAHA!)

An endless stream of pointless thoughts...  Jesus, shut the FUCK up!

(I'm serious JC, your shit is getting old!)