(In the following, be sure to replace "POWERade" with "sex")
Welcome to the POWERade system of great tasting, high performance beverages. POWERade is liquid fuel designed to feed your maverick spirit - Meeting your energy and hydration needs head on.
POWERade is infused with B-complex vitamins and electrolytes, and it also provides carbohydrate energy so you won't crash.
No leading sports beverage provides more energy. No other thirst quencher is more effective than POWERade.
Drink POWERade.
Defy convention.
Translation: Fuck. Fuck now. Fuck hard. Fuck all day and fuck all night. Fuck your friends, fuck your plants, fuck your food and fuck your family. Fuck upside down, in an elevator, on the street. Just fuck. And continue to fuck. Or else.
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