My cat was a whore
Until we got her fixed
Now all she does is eat
Denial?
Well wouldn't you get fat
If you couldn't attract mates
No longer bleeding
No longer crying
No longer truly woman
But mangled for my benefit
Does that make me evil
Do I now stand to face trial
For the injustice of a spay
But more importantly
More to the point
Is when we talk now
She talks about life
And not just sex
"Why is my food
On the top shelf"
Because you would find it
And you would eat
And you wouldn't stop
And soon
No longer could you see
Your feet
So please talk to me
Tell me about you day
"Well I never leave the house
To start
And I sleep 80% of the day"
But can you forgive me
For taking that which gives life
And she looks up at me
And she hisses
"Fuck you Joe"
And I know
I KNOW
We truly understand one another
We are like minds
And we live

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