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------------------------------------------------My Cat------------------------------------------------

My cat was a whore

Until we got her fixed

Now all she does is eat

Denial?


Well wouldn't you get fat

If you couldn't attract mates

No longer bleeding

No longer crying

No longer truly woman

But mangled for my benefit

Does that make me evil

Do I now stand to face trial

For the injustice of a spay

But more importantly

More to the point

Is when we talk now

She talks about life

And not just sex

"Why is my food

On the top shelf"

Because you would find it

And you would eat

And you wouldn't stop

And soon

No longer could you see

Your feet

So please talk to me

Tell me about you day

"Well I never leave the house

To start

And I sleep 80% of the day"

But can you forgive me

For taking that which gives life

And she looks up at me

And she hisses

"Fuck you Joe"

And I know

I KNOW

We truly understand one another

We are like minds

And we live

 


Posted: 4:04 PM, Monday, July 10, 2006
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so

so im thinking that ur cat doesn't like u very much anymore?

Edited by HappyYetBrokenGirl on Monday, July 10, 2006 at 7:19 PM

Posted by HappyYetBrokenGirl at 4:19 PM, Monday, July 10, 2006

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haha.. poor Tiya. it's so true, all house cats have to do is eat. all the time. continuously. forever.

we have to keep scout's food locked in a cupboard... he found it even on the top shelf.

-little sister

Posted by Anonymous at 5:33 PM, Monday, July 10, 2006

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