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It Burns!!!

Not really.  But it could.  Although right now it's not.  If it did, I guess I'd be cool with it for awhile.  Maybe a couple hours.  After that though, it would just start to annoy, then eventually you gotta do something about it.  Sometimes if you ignore it, it goes away on its own.  But sometimes it can be so fucking persistant.  Like its screaming, "Hey!? Don't you turn your back on me!"  I can't stand the idea of being told how to feel by a feeling.  Sure that particular feeling has traditionally been catergorized as "Bad, evil, or unwanted", but I still like the idea of it being a reminder of how great it all is.  At least I can say, "I burn, and since everyone burns, I must be like everyone else."  Logic fucking rules.


 



Oh yea, I found out I was diagnosed with "slow natural decay" moments after I was conceived, they gave me about 60-80 years, maybe less, give or take a sudden fatal event.


 


In my will, I've stipulated that the entire amount of my fortune be used to erect a giant bronze statue of Bert and Ernie making love to each other in the exact spot where I escape my body.


Posted: 12:05 PM, Saturday, July 15, 2006
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