(The following are rare glimpses of excerpts from Joe's personal diary.)
Special is an idea
And life is not
People come and go
I think I'd like to stay
But here comes fatigue
Dreadful fatigue
To silence the happy
And ruin our fun
I know my time has come
But time means nothing now
I reached for the stars
And only got burned
Too drunk to care
Too stoned to remember
Walking through filth
Past burn outs and idiots
Masking my own face
To sing another day
Another day down
Infinite more to come
Please stop now
I want to get off
...Circles circles everywhere, and not an end in sight.
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You can have my love,
Take my body
You can have anything you want
If you shake that ass for me!
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You know that song, that song that you get stuck in your head the moment you wake up till the moment you fall asleep?
That song that sits in the furthest regions of your sub- concious, popping up at the worst of times, annoying you to the point of insanity...
Yea, thats me.
Let's see...
I have one head, two arms, two legs, and three nipples.
I'm agnostic. (It's true because a quiz told me so!)
I have a cat that I love and want to strangle at the same time.
I have these blood blisters all over my upper body.
I can't divide zero and that pisses me off.
I used to think we die but now I now we're already dead.
I don't like it when my girlfriend puts her finger in my ass but I don't mind vice versa.
I like to watch people try really really hard and then fail miserably.
I love getting so drunk and high that my whole body tingles.
I hate the sun and dream of destroying it.
I sorely need a swift kick in the butt with a steel toed boot.
I lead ants to cookie crumbs and then spray them with cleaning products to see
which ones kill them the quickest.
Everything written above is a lie.
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monday at 8AM
5,500,381,693,869,323,956.8 is the amount of energy (in joules) that I contain (roughly).
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Last night my boyfriend rocked my cock. It all started just like this:
We left the house a bit early in order to catch the bus. Just when we thought we mighta missed it, it rolls around the corner. On our way to downtown Portland, I was finishing the set list for Joe's set. Comedy set that is.
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(I'm only doing this because I'm...)
Frigginbored
Sitting inside her room
Typing words
Boy that voice could boom
Defying mother
And with it her pride
It's like a little peice
Of mom's heart died
But we don't blame her
For her past indescretions
To forgive and forget
Is a natural predilection
So excuse me now
I gotta get going
Cuz the last line is up
And thats what I'm throwing
(BLARF!!)
Peace.
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Wow, what a topic for debate.
I would argue accuracy. Is it accurate to call us "One nation under God" in today's world? That motto really only represents Christians, and to a lesser extent, Jews and Muslims.
Are we to assume that the Atheists, Agnostics, Pagans, Subgeniuses, and Scientologists of this nation are not part of it, merely because they do not prescribe to the beliefs of our founding fathers?
I would also argue that one does not need to be religious to be spiritual or have morals.
Albert Einstein was quoted as saying: "I am a deeply religious non-believer."
It is completely possible to have morality and not have God. I consider myself an Agnostic Spiritulist. I don't pretend to know whether or not God (or gods) exists, but I do believe I have a soul, or something similar. I'm not looking for power, I'm not trying to destroy that which our forefathers worked so hard to create. I would say the current administration is doing enough destruction for all of us.
And while we argue about whether or not "God" belongs in our politics, our schools, and our lives, Africans still starve to death, the Chinese are still being cruelly oppressed, and I STILL can't buy Cuban cigars!
And now I feel like a big prick for not caring and not doing anything to change my world.
P.S. You are breathtakingly beautiful, with just the slightest hint of seductive charm, and you make me want to eat babies.
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I WISH
I wish to give, to take, to make, to check, I wanna see it happen
I want to see, to be, the one that plays the game without no fears and regrets
I want to know you, better than I know myself
I want to feel the end, and to enjoy the consequence
I'm playing the game
the one that will take me to my end
I'm waiting for the rain...
to wash who I am
I want to move, to loose, to take the grooves, and to give it all back
I want to take the time rewind, and to kick it right from the start
to be unknown and all alone, lose the kind that are behind
to start a new play by myself and to give the best I have
I'm playing the game
the one that will take me to my end
I'm waiting for the rain
to wash who I am
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That night
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Consider an n-dimensional hypercube, and connect each pair of vertices to obtain a complete graph on 2n vertices. Then colour each of the edges of this graph using only the colours red and black. What is the smallest value of n for which every possible such colouring must necessarily contain a single-coloured complete sub-graph with 4 vertices that lies in a plane?
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Joe, your subconscious mind is driven most by peace.
You have a deeply-rooted desire to make peace in the world. Whether through subtle interactions with loved ones, or through getting involved in social causes, it is important to you to be able to influence the world in a positive way.
You have a deep respect for humankind. You care about the future of the world, even beyond your own involvement in it, and you inspire others to feel the same way. Your innate drive toward peace guides you in daily life towards decisions that are respectful toward yourself and others.
Your psyche is very rich; the more you learn about it, the more you will understand who you really are.
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Movie idea: Man is wrongly convicted... with unusual punishment
Three interconnecting stories:
1. Man is sent back to a primitive human time for crimes comitted in the future.
2. Attorney in future even after man is convicted, looks for real culprit.
3. Real culprit sent back in time, meets very old convict still alive.
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I'm not using it...
I'm not using it right now
or for this full song
that most common symbol in our vocabulary (what?)
yo
without a topic I rock it
you just can't knock it
or box it
I will not quit
or stop and lock lips
this is a rap song
in which no lyrics
contain that fifth capital
brains and wits magical
I strain to riff
magicals plain to bits
any occasion I flip scripts
birthdays and kids trips
violin gigs
and first day shindigs
and thursdays
I win big with word play
I'm on top of it
always with or without
that non-consanant
I still bring it
fans a not my moms strong fond of it
and you wouldn't know
but I just brought this jazz to its limit
thats right
your total abc's without that fifth is in it
your total abc's without that fifth is in it
your total abc's without that fifth is in it
your total abc's without that fifth is in it
did you catch that?
all of it.
X is in that.
Q is in that.
S and U.
Z, K.
A is in it.
All your abc's just not that off limits guys
so you cannot top this.
You crazy kids, with your song instructions.
Don't put E in it! (Oops...)
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i never wrote a song in 5/4 time with no percussion
I think its too late for me to say
what I want to say
I dream of you everyday
but you've gone away
and I never got to say goodbye baby goodbye
and I never got to say goodbye baby goodbye
I never moved on
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and if you do love me
i will say i love you
and you will go with me
to the land of harmony
where horizon meets the sea
the sun will warm my love
my love, please leave me
i want to sleep
in the night, don't call me
just let me dream
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work it harder
make it better
do it faster
makes us stronger
more than ever
hour after
our work is
never over
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the tussin the tussin
put it down like it was nothin
robocop couldn't stop me
from puking and flushin
no balls to be bustin
no fighting, no cussin
just love for a drug called
robotussin!
frankly
the feelings fuckin fantastic
im tripping like jesus in the desert when he fasted
likes its the night before we all get drafted
like we're roaring thru some rapids
with kevin bacon white water rafting
(like your in epcot center on acid?)
exactly
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Jesus Ranch
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch (Jesus Ranch)
He was harvesting a big tomato
He was in the sand (alright)
I'm taking a walk in the woods
And it's nice outside
smells of shit
like a gwain gligigigogo gwail goat
I come upon a silver striped mushroom
And I Fly li li li li la li, and I fly fly
It was a big day on Jesus Ranch (Jesus Ranch, Jesus)
I fell in love with a baked potato
That why I started to dance (Yea)
In France
I'm taking a walk in the woods (fuck yea)
It's nice (very very nice)
smells of shit
like a gwain gligigigogo gwail goat
I come upon a silver striped mushroom
And I Fly li li li li la li, and I fly fly
Fly li li li li la li, and I fly fly
I'm gone
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Well I drove down south to heaven
If you know what I mean
If I had to do it over
Then I wouldn't change a thing
Ohhhh lord, take me down to Mexico, Rosarito, Baja California
Going to school and working on the weekend
I finnaly saved enough to buy a car
got some bros out there
I'm going surfing
but you know that I'll be chilling at the bar
10 shots of tequila, my skin is turning red
everything is just beautiful and it popped into my head
well Life is good and life is fun
but it isn't that way for everyone
asked that kid for chiclets
10 sombreros on his head
selling blankets, knives, and jewelry
to keep a roof above his bed, lord
Take me down to Mexico, Rosarito, Baja California
Ohhhh lord, take me down to Mexico, Rosarito, Baja California
Things you said last night down by the fire side
Didnt seem to mean much the next day
A bottle rocket blew up
a bunch of people threw up
I looked at my man Eeno and this is what he said
they say life is good and they say life is fun
but it sure ain't that way for everyone
well i crossed the border just to change my scene
(???????????)
down here at the border where the money's like green
tequila, beer, exstasy, and mescaline
One thing remains true, the water's still blue
you know what to do
get some!!
Well I drove up north to heaven
and I've learn from what I've seen
If I had to do it over
Then I wouldn't change a thing
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A Control Group
Advance my directive
All the way so I can take it with a smile
And in case you don't get back in time
Your orphan-products they might just do the trick
Kori:
I am not your yellow knot
Who falls around on what is found
Jason:
Keep advised of her condition
As for here, things remain remarkably clear
And in case you don't step aside in time
I'd like to try them instead of option ace-square
I've waited many times for this one
You come in two's, you're coming to
Kori:
I am not your yellow knot
Who falls around on what is found
Jason:
Advance my directive
All the way so I can take it with a smile
And in case you don't back in time
Your orphan-products they might just do the trick
Keep advised of her condition
As for here, things remain remarkably clear
And in case you don't step aside in time
I'd like to try them instead of option ace-square
I've waited many times for this one
You come in two's, you're coming to
Buy your own, once in a lifetime
You grow old and then
Hold your own, try not to out-do
You'll grow old and then
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Okay so I typed my name into google with "was killed by" and got this:
On November 15th 1949 I was killed in Larksville when I was run over by a trip of loaded mine cars at No. 5 Colliery, Hudson Coal Company. I was the 4th victim in 6 days.
Also, I was recently diagnosed with skin cancer by a dermatologist when in fact I am cancer free. I am now filing a lawsuit against him.
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tiya (hindi) -parrot
ciara (celtic) -b and mysterious
huyen (vietnamese) -jet b
jetta (english) -b gem
kalli (hindi) -energy, b goddess
kanika (egyptian) -b
keira (celtic) -b haired
malise (celtic) -b, dark
montsho (african) -b
laksha (hindi) -w rose
In the Time it Takes to Read this Line, Satan has Taken twelve Souls deVine!
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