Make me an offer I can't refuse.

No?  Okay then how about an offer that you coerce me into taking.

Still No?  Alright, how about an offer that I have to mull over but eventually agree to.

No again?  Geez, how about an offer where I seriously outweigh the pros and cons.

Are you serious??  What about an offer that I listen to then politely decline.

Not good enough???  THEN make me and offer I refuse sternly!

Goddammit!!! How about an offer that I refuse angrily and then hit you for offering?????

JESUS CHRIST MAN!!!  WHATS IT GONNA TAKE????? 

PLEASE!!!!  OFFER ME SOMETHING!!!