HEY KIDS!!!

It's time for a PoppedEye patented UPDATE!!!!

Hurk!  Well a...  Lesse...  I worked a lot during the week. 

On Saturday I researched apartments in the area.

Saturday night me and the old lady was s'pose to pop some ecstasy but she opted out.  I ended up doing it by myself at a friends house, they all went to sleep so I was alone most of the night.  First time doing a hard drug like that solo.  Very good times were had.

Sunday I recouperated while getting stoned and carving pumpkins.....

Everything else I did was boring and not worth typing about. So nyah.

Fuck off and die bitches!!

And now for some "Words of Advice":

Clean yur guns every day.  You never know when Osama'll be back!

Remember to replace the batteries in smoke alarms before lighting the house on fire.  (Safety first!)

Forks are for eating, knives are for stabbin'.

Fart often, release the demons.

If it's less than a year old, eat it!  (YUM!)

Boyz: If it has a hole, it's fuckable.

Gurls: Use and abuse and then throw it away like refuse.

Contrary to popular belief, when visiting foreign lands it is not okay to rape the women.  (Learnt that one the hard way...)

And finally:  Blogs are what people who can't get real jobs writing do.  (And they're probably GAY too!)