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May Contain Peanuts

You've seen it, on candy bar wrappers.  The simple little warning for allergy sufferers. 

But what if that same idea was used in other areas of life...

Example?  You want an example?  Okay.

 


 

How about a warning on that bag of pot you just bought from the shady dealer down the street:

"May contain oregeno"

 

Or outside your state's capital building:

"May contain truth"

 

For your local school:

"May contain guns and/or knives"

 

In church:

"May contain pedophiles"

 

On an airplane:

"May contain terrorists"

 

 

Can you think of anymore?

 

 

P.S.  Did you know according to the FDA's standards, there can be up to 2% insect parts in your candy bars?  YUM!


Posted: 4:20 PM, Tuesday, November 7, 2006
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people "may contain intellegence"

tasteless, but i've just had some not-so-good chinese food so i have an excuse.

Posted by susy at 1:41 PM, Wednesday, November 8, 2006

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So u mean the nuts in snickers bars ..might not even be peanuts ?

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