Ah yes, the original rules of life. The Decalogue. I haven't felt guilt for "breaking" these man made peices of shit in a long time. But just for fun, I think I'll see if I've broken them all yet...
1. "I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery; you shall have no other gods before me. You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I the LORD your God am a jealous God, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and fourth generation of those who reject me, but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments."
(I'm not really sure on this one, I don't worship ANY god or gods, so I think I break this one for not worshiping him.)
2. "You shall not make wrongful use of the name of the LORD your God, for the LORD will not acquit anyone who misuses his name."
(This was probably one of the first I broke. I use to call my sister a "B" because I wasn't allowed to say bitch. When I was about 8-10 I called my mom a motherfucking bitch. I was mad at her for something, can't even remember now. I had to go confess that one.)
3. "Observe the sabbath day and keep it holy, as the LORD your God commanded you. Six days you shall labor and do all your work. But the seventh day is a sabbath to the LORD your God; you shall not do any work"”you, or your son or your daughter, or your male or female slave, or your ox or your donkey, or any of your livestock, or the resident alien in your towns, so that your male and female slave may rest as well as you. Remember that you were a slave in the land of Egypt, and the LORD your God brought you out from there with a mighty hand and an outstretched arm; therefore the LORD your God commanded you to keep the sabbath day."
(This one I broke when I stopped going to church, about 2-3 years ago. I do still keep the sabbath in the sense that I don't work Sundays, my girlfriend and I have renamed this day as "Suck and Fuck Day", we sleep in, watch movies all day, and of course ravage eachother violently all day!)
(P.S. Wow, the ChristiaJews are so good and righteous they even give their SLAVES the day off!)
4. "Honor your father and your mother, as the LORD your God commanded you, so that your days may be long and that it may go well with you in the land that the LORD your God is giving you."
(As you can see from number 2, I broke that one long ago. For the most part, I have an excellent relationship with both my parents. Mostly because I was always honest with them growing up, perhaps a little TOO honest sometimes...)
5. "You shall not murder."
(Hehe, in the most literal of terms, I haven't killed. But I have been in fights and hurt others physically as well as verbally. Also I use to derive much pleasure in picking up ants and feeding them to spiders.)
6. "Neither shall you commit adultery."
(Hmm, well I've never cheated on anyone before, but I have had sex with woman who were with other men. Guess I can scratch that one off.)
7. "Neither shall you steal."
(From swiping cigarettes at a grocery store I worked at, to downloading software, movies, music, and games freely, to hacking into school computers and changing grades.)
8. "Neither shall you bear false witness against your neighbor."
(Me? Lie?? Never...)
9. "Neither shall you covet your neighbor's wife."
(Not only I, but also my girlfriend coveted our old neighbors wife.)
10. "Neither shall you desire your neighbor's house, or field, or male or female slave, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor."
(When I was younger, all the time, but I have become very anti-materialistic over the years. When I moved in with my girlfriend at 19, I brought with me only a dresser, banana chair, bass guitar, and some books.)
Well well, only 21 and I've broken them all! :) I'm so proud of myself right now. Looks like I'll have to find some new ones to break.
(What would "indecent exsposure" fall under?)
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