I have a date tonight and i was feeling restless. Had a glass of wine and watched porns. Before i knew it, i was having sex with myself! I'm sick of being sexless. I am a young, beautiful and undesirable woman. Sexless is not on my agenda. No wonder i've been putting on the pounds despite the fact i've walked thirty minutes everyday.

I have to look at my best again. No more flabs and big fat thighs!

I've done a lot of thinking. Since i'm fully booked this whole week meeting A list men, might as well make use of them and dump them after i'm satisfied. But first, i'l have to get myself checked first.

First rule: No kissing passionately (The last time i shut my eyes while kissing, i turned into this woman i don't recognise)

Second rule: No going down on me or on them (Men are carrier, i wondr what they carry on their tongues)

Third rule: No last names (Under no circumstances, these men are going to hunt me down)

Tonight my date is a German, 39 years old and he's a lawyer.

I'll bring condoms in my wallet. (I always had a thing for Germans)