This is FUNNY ......you just never know !!!

Posted on Thursday, March 29, 2007 at 1:09 - Post Comment

This one is dedicated to my good buddies Derrick and Alan !!!!! I miss the good ole days !

While living up north , I wasn't always alone in the crazy uncivilized world - I did have 2 GREAT buddies who were also teachers there!! Derrick a fellow Canadian and Alan from the beautiful Aussie land Australia !!! We all worked hard , shared stories , ideas and often dined out together ! We all made the big bucks $$$ so we could afford to go to the nicest of restaurants ...one of our favourites was called "Fu Lin yuan " = The Fly Hotel !! The waitressses there were nice , the food was clean and delish and seeing that Der and Al were both single it was great for them to look at tight bum bums!! LOL

One night i was a little busy so they decided themselves to attempt eating at an unknown barbeque restaurant ! I was the only one that could speak chinese out of the three so i was able to order and do all the translating for them !! Of course without me it would be a little difficult but they didn't want anyone to know they had no clue , so they ordered food themselves that night ! They were handed the chinese menu of course ALL in chinese characters ( i can't even read most of it) ......sooooo looking like cool cucumbers they just pointed to anything !!! HAHA ........well it worked and before they knew it food was showing up fast ! They both took the screwers with "who knows what " on them ......did the sniff test , thought ok smells alright ....let's try !! All the food tasted ok to them and before you knew they were full up !! Paid the bill and left to walk home , hoping nothing would come back up !!

About three days later , Alan went out with some friends and being in a small city ,they ended up in the same restaurant , well the waitress recognized Alan and told his friends what he had ordered the other night !! Little did Der and Al know but what they were eating that night on scewers was nothing but ........COW PENIS !!!!!