I'm sorry that you think i cook for shit.

I'm sorry it doesn't taste like your grandmother's.

I'll try harder to get it right.

I'm sorry i dress kinda boyish.

I'm sorry my hair isn't blonde

like the girls in your magazines.

I'll dye it today.

I know i can't run the world,

'cause i can't even decide what

To make for dinner.

I know that you are stonger than me

Because you are a man.

Thank god you are a man.

I'm sorry your world is a mess.

Don't worry, i'll pour you a beer

So that it doesn't fizz up.

You really taught me well.

I'm sorry you dropped the glass on the floor.

I'll sweep it up before you have to say

 'clean it up you stupid bitch'  

You'll be so proud.

I know i can't run the world,

'cause i can't even decide what

To make for dinner.

I know that you are stonger than me

Because you are a man.

I know i can't run the world,

'cause you tell me i suck

And your such a winner.

I know that you are stonger than me

Because you are a man.

I'm sorry i'm not good with make-up.

I'm sorry i don't look good enough in sexy lingerie.

I'll lose some weight.

I know i can't run the world,

'cause i can't even decide what

To make for dinner.

I know that you are stonger than me

Because you are a man.

I know i can't run the world,

'cause you tell me i suck

And your such a winner.

I know that you are stonger than me

Because you are a man.

Thank god you are a man.

What would i do without a man?