Lindsay Lohan just cost Barack Obama some more votes (Tuesday 04th of November 2008 02:30:00 PM)
Obviously Lindsay Lohan didn't get the memo from the Obama offensive to "Kindly, STFU!"
because she decided to blog one last time heartening people to vote. Ha ha, she thinks she has
fans. Adorable. From her MySpace page:
Sorry i haven't blogged in ...
(more)Sarah Palin probably shot whoever screens her calls (Monday 03rd of November 2008 04:30:00 AM)
Two radio DJs from Quebec, who are famous for pulling prank calls, somehow managed to get a
hold of Sarah Palin on rod and convinced her she was talking to French presidency Nicolas
Sarkozy. And she fucking fell for it. For the record, that is ...
(more)John McCain meets Tina Fey's Sarah Palin (Sunday 02nd of November 2008 03:00:00 PM)
Before we dive into today's posting, did everyone recollect to set your clock backs? If you
didn't, congratulations, you can smoke/drink/pray to the Baby Jesus your face off for another
hour because you're ahead of the game!
The Superficial: We're Like ...
(more)Spencer Pratt hearts gay marriage (Friday 24th of October 2008 10:15:00 PM)
To all the readers who thought Spencer Pratt is gay, give yourselves a big ol' pat on the
back. Turns out that, despite their staunch Republican upbringing, Heidi and Spencer are huge
supporters of same-sex marriage. Especially Spencer. The guy loves ...
(more)Sarah Palin fraternizes with liberal comedians (Jesus is gonna be pissed!) (Monday 20th of October 2008 03:00:00 PM)
Sarah Palin made her highly-publicized pistol Night Live appearance and, honestly, didn't do
a whole lot. I expected some pizazz, you know? She's the fucking Ron Burgundy of politics.
C'mon! If it's in front of her, she'll say it in that folksy voice ...
(more)Sarah Palin confirmed for Saturday Night Live (Friday 17th of October 2008 09:30:00 PM)
It's official: Sarah Palin is doing Saturday Night Live. The McCain operation hard-shell the
Alaska chief will make a guest appearance on this weekend's show with host Josh Brolin. For the
past few weeks, Tina Fey has been doing an uncanny impersonation ...
(more)Angelina Jolie likes the Obama (Sunday 12th of October 2008 06:45:00 PM)
Stopping just short of a long-awaited endorsement, Angelina Jolie tells Vanity Fair she's
leaning towards popular Senator Barack Obama for President. While I hate celebrities talking
politics, Angelina is a U.N. Goodwill Ambassador who knows her shit ...
(more)Paris Hilton really, really wants to be relevant again (Thursday 09th of October 2008 03:00:00 PM)
Because everyone thought Paris Hilton's pac ad was so effing adorable, she somehow roped
Martin Sheen into helping her beat a dead horse then rape its carcass. If The West Wing going
off the air didn't effectively end Martin Sheen's career, this thing ...
(more)Madonna attempts to tackle Sarah Palin with political humor: FAIL (Tuesday 07th of October 2008 08:30:00 PM)
Madonna "Guns" Ciccone kicked off her "Sticky & Sweet" tour in the U.S. and decided to take a
swipe at comptroller Sarah Palin that's so nonsensical it makes Lindsay fucking Lohan sound
like Edward R. Murrow. Somewhere, Senator Obama just went "These ...
(more)Sarah Palin wants to play Tina Fey (Monday 06th of October 2008 07:30:00 PM)
What if Sarah Palin played Tina Fey playing Sarah Palin playing Tina Fey? My answer: The
universe would fold on itself with a quiet "We're mavericks, don'tcha know." But, apparently,
the folks over at NBC and the McCain offensive aren't concerned with ...
(more)Sandra Bernhard makes Sarah Palin gang-rape joke, surprisingly doesn't go over well (Thursday 02nd of October 2008 06:00:00 PM)
Sandra Bernhard is still alive (?) and just got herself banned from a benefit for a women's
shelter after lately making a rape joke about Sarah Palin. Sandra said the Alaska deciding
officer would get "gang-raped by my big black brothers" if she ever ...
(more)Lynne Spears: Jamie Lynn 'crucified' while Bristol Palin 'celebrated' (Wednesday 24th of September 2008 04:30:00 PM)
Lynne Spears is art of declamation out about the media's hypocrisy all-inclusive the
child-bearing of Bristol Palin, the 17-year-old woman of John McCain running mate Sarah Palin.
Lynne got her holy nuts kicked in when it was revealed Jamie Lynn was ...
(more)Michael Douglas questioned about the economy because he was in that movie (Thursday 25th of September 2008 03:00:00 PM)
Michael Douglas fielded probe yesteryear about the current remunerative crisis facing
America. Apparently, playing Gordon Gekko in Wall Street over two decades ago makes him a money
expert. Wow, way to hit a home run, regular media. For a minute there, ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's dad fires back at Barack Obama (Thursday 18th of September 2008 06:45:00 PM)
Michael Lohan called out the Barack Obama drive after they passed on Lindsay Lohan's offer to
host events for young voters. A source in the 1995 by houghton mifflin harcourt issue company.
published by houghton mifflin harcourt publishing company. all ...
(more)Brad Pitt cuts a check for gay marriage (Thursday 18th of September 2008 03:00:00 PM)
Brad Pitt has donated $100,000 in an effort to defeat ballot initiatives that would ban gay
conjugality in California and Massachusetts. Same-sex wedlock is already legal in both states,
but it's now up to the voters to decide whether to renew the practice. ...
(more)Chevy Chase wants Tina Fey to 'go harder' on Sarah Palin (Tuesday 16th of September 2008 10:30:00 PM)
Somebody dug Chevy Chase out of the grave for the sole purpose of putting him on MSNBC's
Morning Joe to comment on Tina Fey's depiction of Sarah Palin. Here's what he had to say:
"I
thought it was extraordinary how well she played her and much ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan calls Sarah Palin a 'media obsessed homophobe' (Monday 15th of September 2008 09:30:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan continues to politically blog and this time takes Sarah Palin to task for her
views on homosexuality. Lindsay also uses her MySpace blog to endorse Barack Obama who I'm
willing to bet money heard the news and responded with "Aw hell no.":
I ...
(more)Anne Hathaway, Raffaello Follieri and John McCain are on a boat... (Thursday 11th of September 2008 10:00:00 PM)
Anne Hathaway's ex Raffaello Follieri pled guilty yore to fraud after he pretended to be a
CFO for the Vatican and bilked investors out of money. Today, he began repaying the power as
part of his plea bargain and - wait a minute - who's ...
(more)Russell Brand offered hosting duties for next year's VMAs (Wednesday 10th of September 2008 03:00:00 PM)
British jokester Russell Brand has been asked to host the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards after
giving the network a 20% ratings bump over last year's show. However, he's llc.cite this source
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(more)Oprah won't interview Sarah Palin until after the election (Friday 05th of September 2008 08:30:00 PM)
The Sarah Palin News Vortex has bagged another celebrity. And this time it's a biggun'. Oprah
Winfrey was ensnared in controversy this morning when the Drudge Report posted that the Big O,
a vocal partisan of Barack Obama, is refusing to have ruler ...
(more)Jamie Lynn Spears sends baby gift to Bristol Palin (Wednesday 03rd of September 2008 08:30:00 PM)
Nobody knows more than Jamie Lynn Spears about being a youngster in the public fame while
you're carrying the child of your retarded redneck lover. In an act of support, Jamie Lynn sent
a baby gift to Bristol Palin the bumped 17-year-old female son ...
(more)Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter is pregnant (Tuesday 02nd of September 2008 03:00:00 PM)
The 17-year-old offspring of John McCain's running mate Sarah Palin (a.k.a. head
MILFalicious) is reportedly five months pregnant. The McCain warfare revealed the news to rebut
rampant rumors that gubernatorial leader Palin's infant son is in truth ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan: Political Blogger (Tuesday 02nd of September 2008 11:30:00 PM)
Taking time off from having gross lesbian sex with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan threw her
hat into the influence peddlers radio-frequency spectrum today by using her MySpace blog to
tackle the prevalent topic of Bristol Palin's pregnancy. I guess ...
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