Dina Lohan still pimping out her children (Tuesday 28th of October 2008 04:15:00 PM)

Ali Lohan and her mom Dina attended the Animal Fair Magazine's 8th Annual Halloween Pet
Costume Party last night.
Based on a true story.
DINA: Okay, Ali, we're going to a backroom
now where you're going to drink milk out of a saucer while a man hands ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan blogs about her little sister's breasts (Thursday 14th of August 2008 03:45:00 PM)

Lindsay Lohan slapped on her blogging bra to discuss allegations that her 14-year-old sister
Ali has breast implants. In the lengthy screed on her MySpace page, Lindsay also in or intended
for a distinctive thing or group.
especial defends her mom Dina ...
(more)Samantha Ronson doesn't hate Ali Lohan's single (Monday 28th of July 2008 09:45:00 PM)

Samantha Ronson is shooting down a rumor that she refused to play Ali Lohan's new single
because it's a flaming turd. The rumor started in yesterday's Page Six, and Samantha decided to
set the record unblended by blogging about it on her MySpace page. ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan taking the whole lesbian thing seriously (Thursday 29th of May 2008 09:25:00 PM)

After making out on P. Diddy's boat, everyone knows the next step in a same-sex contact is to
introduce your families. But make sure the making out on Diddy's boat happens first. variously
you're doomed from the get-go. Fortunately, Lindsay Lohan and ...
(more)Michael Lohan is a hypocrite, lousy TV show creator (Wednesday 12th of March 2008 05:25:00 PM)

Jesus' new best friend Saint Michael Lohan of Assclownia pitched a fit when he found out his
ex-wife Dina Lohan is pushing in a reality show with their daughter Ali. But, it turns out
Michael has been trying to land a TV show of his ...
(more)Dina Lohan is ready to destroy another daughter (Tuesday 04th of March 2008 07:35:00 PM)

Double the Lohan posts, double the fun. That's what I, well, never say actually. In fact, I
immediately regret saying it right now. Moving forward. Dina Lohan is set to first showing her
new reality show this summer about her adventures cultivating ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's sister wants to be just like her (Wednesday 27th of February 2008 05:50:00 PM)

Ali Lohan, Lindsay's 14-year-old little sister, wants to grow up to be just like Lindsay.
Ali's got a new reality show that her mom Dina brokered because, let's be real, Dina couldn't
parent her way out of a wet paper bag with a knife inside. ...
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