Joe Simpson doesn't control his daughters, loves people 'to death' (Tuesday 10th of June 2008 07:40:00 PM)
Joe Simpson gets a lot of flack for his involvement in his daughter's lives whether it's for
selling photo rights of his unborn grandchild or trying to manage Tony Romo's $67 million war
of words contract. But ole Papa Simpson set the record undiluted ...
(more)Pete Wentz hearts his new father-in-law, Jessica Simpson reminded she'll never reproduce (Monday 02nd of June 2008 06:10:00 PM)
The whole Simpson crew partied at the grand opening of the Palm Place Hotel & Spa in Vegas
where their new douche-in-law Pete Wentz DJ'd the event. Pete wanted to make sure everyone know
that he's fallen hard for Joe Simpson. Hard enough to play ...
(more)Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz shotgun wed, world surprisingly remains on axis (Monday 19th of May 2008 03:25:00 PM)
Well, it's official: Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz tied the knot. I didn't really think this
counted as news until I found out Jessica Simpson was involved AND brought Tony Romo as her
date despite reports he banged half of Chicago. Now that's love. ...
(more)Pete Wentz's dad must cry himself to sleep (Friday 16th of May 2008 08:25:00 PM)
Pete Wentz (full name Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz III, I shit you not) had a bachelor party
thrown for him last night with his dad (pink shirt) and future father-in-law Joe Simpson. No
doubt, Pete's father did backflips when he learned Pete was marrying ...
(more)Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz to wed next week (I'll bring the shotgun!) (Wednesday 07th of May 2008 07:20:00 PM)
First, sorry for two Ashlee Simpson 's post in a row. Totally unplanned. Please, don't kill
me. Anyway, Ashlee and Pete Wentz are reportedly walking down the aisle next week! Somebody
seemingly whipped out the shotgun and my money's on Joe Simpson. ...
(more)Ashlee Simpson's breasts suggest a case of pregnantitis in the uterus sector (Wednesday 07th of May 2008 06:15:00 PM)
In case you can't tell by the headline, this post will tackle deep medical issues using the
most scientific of terms. For realz. N/J. Every once in a while The Sun drops an expose that
shakes the very field of journalism to its core. Today ...
(more)Ashlee Simpson is milking those pregnancy rumors (Thursday 24th of April 2008 05:40:00 PM)
Ashlee Simpson continued to play cute about the rumors that she's pregnant. You know, the
ones that conveniently started snapping point around the release of her new album. When asked
if she was childing on Ellen Degeneres today, Ashlee wouldn't give ...
(more)Ashlee Simpson's dad selling rights to baby pics (Thursday 17th of April 2008 08:10:00 PM)
Joe Simpson, that old codger, is at it again. This time around he's trying to broker deals
with the tabloids to get woman Ashlee on the cover when her baby is born. Pete Wentz denied the
propagation rumors right after the news broke this week. ...
(more)Pete Wentz denies pregnancy rumors (Tuesday 15th of April 2008 05:25:00 PM)
Pete Wentz denied the Ashlee Simpson germination reports yesterday but, as of this post, Us
Weekly is stickiness to its story. Here's what Pete had to say to MTV News:
"There is a witch
hunt for people to be heavy at all they get engaged in ...
(more)Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz: Together forever (Thursday 10th of April 2008 04:00:00 PM)
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are perceptibly engaged. The two be disclosed their unholy
asshat union on their blog Friends or Enemies:
THIS JUST IN FROM ASHLEE SIMPSON "We know there
has been a lot of hunch of late about Pete and I and ...
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