'Speed Racer' Sputters Behind 'Iron Man' in Summer's First Tentpole Battle (Friday 09th of May 2008 05:25:00 PM)
Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your weekly source of tips, hints and handicapping for
the latest in moviegoing. Today we catch up with projections for the not-so-mystifyingly
buzz-less Speed Racer, gauge Iron Man's prepatent for a second straight ...
(more)Ashton Kutcher isn't fooling magazine editors (Tuesday 25th of March 2008 07:55:00 PM)
Ashton Kutcher's new show Pop Fiction has "celebrities" pulling pranks on the media. Paris
Hilton pretended to be spiritual with a monk and Avril Lavigne wore a fake belly. However
tabloid editors aren't buying it and see right through the shenanigans ...
(more)Ashton Kutcher ripped off Anna Nicole Smith (Tuesday 11th of March 2008 07:25:00 PM)
Ashton Kutcher's new show Pop Fiction is strikingly similar to an idea Anna Nicole Smith and
Howard K. Stern pitched to E! systems analysis execs back in 2004. So similar, in fact, that
Anna Nicole is contraception to sue from beyond the grave. TMZ ...
(more)A Well-Intentioned Hotel Heiress Turns The Tables On Today's Nefarious Celebrity-Industrial Complex [Pulling Wool] (Tuesday 11th of March 2008 04:00:40 PM)
newVideoPlayer("popparis_defamer.flv", 463, 387,"");By now, we realize that we were "pap'd" by
the Paris-and-Guru photo time a few weeks ago, which was orchestrated by the devious media
mastermind Ashton Kutcher and simulcast on Sunday night as part of ...
(more)Ashton Kutcher To Fix It So You Never Believe Anything You Read About That Paris Hilton Whore Again [Fighting Back] (Friday 07th of March 2008 10:48:12 PM)
Finally! Someone has the guts to stand up for the world's tyrannized hotel heiresses, whose
only desire is that they be left to live their lives in peace, free from the flashbulb-popping
scavengers of the celebrity media. That's what has emerged from ...
(more)Ashton Kutcher did get my birthday present (Friday 22nd of February 2008 03:30:00 PM)
Ashton Kutcher celebrated his 30th buff on February 7 at Socialista in New York City and it
turns out the bartender was mixing drinks with an extra special ingredient: Hepatitis A!
Nothing like getting Punk'd in the digestive tract. The New York office ...
(more)Ashton Kutcher writes world’s most idiotic article (Thursday 30th of August 2007 06:26:12 AM)
In the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Ashton Kutcher writes an advice column for
couples struggling with how to dress. If your skull didn’t just explode because you read
the phrase “Ashton Kutcher writes,” check out his pearls ...
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