Barack Obama shows off his presidential pecs (Monday 22nd of December 2008 09:30:00 PM)

- Barack Obama hit the beach in Hawaii with his family for the holidays. Anyone else
concerned that the cameraperson were able to get a shot of him? Jesus, after the Bush/shoe
incident, remind me never to run for president. Because I'd win!
[Full set ...
(more)Obama's presidency is already displaying drawbacks (Friday 07th of November 2008 10:45:00 PM)

America old a wave of newfound enthusiasm on Tuesday night, as Barack Obama was elected the
44th upstairs* of the United States. But now that excitement is in danger of unraveling, as the
downsides of an Obama presidency become evident. People pulp* ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan just cost Barack Obama some more votes (Tuesday 04th of November 2008 02:30:00 PM)

Obviously Lindsay Lohan didn't get the memo from the Obama offensive to "Kindly, STFU!"
because she decided to blog one last time heartening people to vote. Ha ha, she thinks she has
fans. Adorable. From her MySpace page:
Sorry i haven't blogged in ...
(more)Angelina Jolie likes the Obama (Sunday 12th of October 2008 06:45:00 PM)

Stopping just short of a long-awaited endorsement, Angelina Jolie tells Vanity Fair she's
leaning towards popular Senator Barack Obama for President. While I hate celebrities talking
politics, Angelina is a U.N. Goodwill Ambassador who knows her shit ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's dad fires back at Barack Obama (Thursday 18th of September 2008 06:45:00 PM)

Michael Lohan called out the Barack Obama drive after they passed on Lindsay Lohan's offer to
host events for young voters. A source in the 1995 by houghton mifflin harcourt issue company.
published by houghton mifflin harcourt publishing company. all ...
(more)Oprah won't interview Sarah Palin until after the election (Friday 05th of September 2008 08:30:00 PM)

The Sarah Palin News Vortex has bagged another celebrity. And this time it's a biggun'. Oprah
Winfrey was ensnared in controversy this morning when the Drudge Report posted that the Big O,
a vocal partisan of Barack Obama, is refusing to have ruler ...
(more)Angelina Jolie to endorse a presidential candidate, world waits with bated breath, I eat a sandwich (Monday 11th of August 2008 06:45:00 PM)

First, the world waited to see the first photos of Angelina Jolie's newborn twins. Now, we
wait to see who she'll endorse to be executive of the United States. My God, how much power
does this woman have? How do we know her breasts aren't ...
(more)Paris Hilton Reveals Campaign Platform: Line of T-Shirts at Kitson (Friday 08th of August 2008 06:00:00 PM)

Some things are simply too fragile for this world, and so it goes with our newfound charity for
Paris Hilton. After architecture up unexpected goodwill with her on-point McCain rebuttal,
Hilton has dead moved to quash the memory of those kudos with a ...
(more)In New Video, Paris Hilton Rebukes McCain, Successfully Pronounces Big Words (Wednesday 06th of August 2008 01:15:00 AM)

First we were forced to give afraid props to reality wannabe Khloe Kardashian, and now this:
Paris Hilton has starred in a new video rebutting John McCain's "Celeb" ad, and it's...sigh,
not that bad. Sure, we can give the lion's share of credit to writer ...
(more)Paris and Britney Confused By McCain's Suggestion That They Are Still Famous (Thursday 31st of July 2008 08:30:58 PM)

newVideoPlayer("/mccain_def.flv", 506, 423,""); A clearly flailing John McCain has just
released his new Obama attack ad and boy, is it a doozy! Employing a risky "Obama is
awesome...but is he too awesome?" scene that seems designed to fail, McCain calls ...
(more)Obama: Scarlett Johansson is not my 'e-mail buddy' (Thursday 26th of June 2008 07:10:00 PM)

Democratic item veto seeker Barack Obama is denying reports that he exchanges e-mails with
Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett had told Politico that the senator responds to her personal
e-mails and in one instance he referred to examine at a pressure group ...
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