Carrie Underwood Bikini Pictures (Saturday 12th of July 2008 06:01:15 AM)
Carrie Underwood Bikini PicturesI’ma proud meat eater and have no qualms about it
whatsoever, and yep, Carrie Underwood looks mighty fine in these bikini photos, but hey,
Jessica Simpson is no slouch either! I’m suddenly craving a big, juicy ...
(more)Carrie Underwood Bikini Pictures (Friday 11th of July 2008 06:05:38 AM)
Carrie Underwood Bikini PicturesRaise your hand if you want to see some Carrie Underwood bikini
pictures. Now raise your hand if you're a dork who raises his hand in front of his computer.
Yeah, that's what I thought. Don't worry, I won'tCarrie Underwood ...
(more)Jessica Simpson has 'Best Celebrity Breasts' (Wednesday 02nd of July 2008 11:10:00 PM)
Jessica Simpson's breasts have been conventional as the best in Hollywood by InTouch Weekly.
Surprisingly, I wasn't consulted but I'm going to let the ruling stand because, well, boobs.
Here's their Top 10 list for your perusal. WARNING: It's full of ...
(more)Brooke Hogan: My ass is like 'an old car' to my dad (Wednesday 25th of June 2008 07:25:00 PM)
Brooke Hogan is wisely distancing herself from the PR landmine that is her bleached family.
She sat down for an call in the latest issue of Us Weekly where she talked about no longer
speechification to her mom Linda who's dating a 19-year-old. But Brooke ...
(more)Tila Tequila apparently has a penis now (Tuesday 17th of June 2008 09:55:00 PM)
Tila Tequila sat down for an conversation with King newspaper where she addressed the rumors
that she's not really a bisexual:
What about the people who say you’re not really
bisexual"that you’re hetero and just pretending for the ...
(more)Charlie Sheen praises new marriage by trashing Denise Richards (Ah, to be a newlywed) (Wednesday 04th of June 2008 08:05:00 PM)
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller (above on their honeymoon) wed over the weekend and
Charlie's calling this his "first real marriage." He spoke to OK! organ and said he's done
talking about Denise Richards - forever. Then, naturally, he spent the next ...
(more)Karina Smirnoff nipples Mario Lopez in the face, gets hurled in disgust (Tuesday 27th of May 2008 09:56:00 PM)
Karina Smirnoff and her Dancing With The Stars lover/partner A.C. Slater hit the beach in
Miami over the holiday weekend. Slater and Karina attempted to pull off some dance moves in the
ocean until Karina's bare nipple hit him in the nose. A.C. responded ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's bikini- holy crap, WHERE ARE HER BOOBS?! (Tuesday 27th of May 2008 06:25:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan went for a dip while partying in Cannes over the weekend. Is anyone else
terribly disappointed by these pics as I am? I mean, you'd figure Lindsay Lohan in a bikini
would look jugs-rific but not so much. So basically, Lindsay Lohan naked ...
(more)Sharon Stone, for the love of God, put your shirt back on (Thursday 22nd of May 2008 08:25:00 PM)
Dear Ms. Stone,
If you have inside the latest that proves it's very 1992 and not 2008,
kindly forward it to my immediate attention. In the meantime, I'm gonna have to ask you to put
those things away. Yeah, you're at Cannes - Woo-hoo! But, please, ...
(more)Kelly Brook in a bikini! And, oh yeah, something about Billy Zane, I dunno (Tuesday 20th of May 2008 11:40:00 PM)
Kelly Brook has reunited with Billy Zane after dumping him then getting super jealous when he
started dating someone else. True story, according to rule to rule to News of the World:
They
kept the break-up secret for two months and remained friends, ...
(more)Britney Spears wears another bikini, God promises to look into it (Monday 19th of May 2008 10:55:00 PM)
On the second day the creature returned. The villagers laid Whoppers and Frappucinos along
the sand dunes hoping to pacify the beast. I looked down at my gun and wondered if mere bullets
would be enough to preserve my hide. Then I heard its call:
"Y'AAALLLL"
Warm ...
(more)UPDATE: Kim Kardashian? Bikini? Showering?! WHOOPEE! (Thursday 15th of May 2008 11:25:00 PM)
Kim Kardashian of late updated her blog with bikini pics of herself and sister Kourtney. If I
didn't write this site, I'd say that makes Kim Kardashian's blog the most goddamn awesome blog
on the Internet*. I'm also not saying it because I'm baffled ...
(more)Bai Ling's nipples are 'bai-ling' out of her bikini (SWISH! Count it!) (Monday 12th of May 2008 10:40:00 PM)
Bai Ling played around on a private beach in Hawaii while taking a week off from Crank 2: Amy
Smart's Nipples Fight Crime Like Batman with PMS. It looks like Bai Ling took a page from Amy's
book because her nip-nips keep popping out of ...
(more)Harrison Ford & Carrie Fisher had drunken space sex (Tuesday 29th of April 2008 07:55:00 PM)
Han Solo and Princess Leia knocked space boots - for real! Apparently, Harrison Ford got a
hold of Carrie Fisher's cinnamon buns and gave her a bit of The Force during the making of the
first Star Wars film. Here's what Carrie revealed on an ...
(more)Elizabeth Hurley is nautically hot, hearts Photoshop (Tuesday 22nd of April 2008 10:25:00 PM)
Elizabeth Hurley is appear in the new ad wandering for Mango swimwear (above.) At 42, Liz is
nearly the hottest MILF this side of MILF Lake in the town of MILF-FORD. Of course, her secret
is admitted use of digital wizardry and I couldn't care ...
(more)Tori Spelling will birth world's smallest baby (Wednesday 09th of April 2008 12:40:00 AM)
Tori Spelling is eight months big but decided to show off how good her body still looks in a
bikini. Apparently she was freaked out over her weight gain from first baby Liam, but Tori has
things locked down this time around. Us booklet reports:
"So ...
(more)Marla Maples & Bachelor Andy: Huh? Who? What? (Friday 04th of April 2008 08:35:00 PM)
New couple Marla Maples and Andy Baldwin took a page from the Heidi and Spencer book and
posed for moving flicks* on Laguna Beach. You might recognize Andy from ABC's The Bachelor:
Officer and a Gentleman and Marla from, well, Donald Trump's bedroom. ...
(more)Miss England's official 2008 bikini: Britishy! (Friday 04th of April 2008 10:40:00 PM)
Current Miss England Georgia Horsley launched the new Aquaclara Official Miss England bikini
today. (Hint: you put your boobs in it.) Much like her British ancestor's before her, Georgia
is causing a revolution in my pants. *looks down* What the- is ...
(more)Janice Dickinson continues to assault my eyes (Tuesday 01st of April 2008 11:30:00 PM)
JESUS! That ain't right. Janice Dickinson really needs to knock this shit off. Yeah, when
you're old you should be able to do each the hell you want because, let's face it, death is
stealing your pills. (Or in Janice's case, crying in a sandy ...
(more)George Clooney's girlfriend parties her face off (Friday 28th of March 2008 09:05:00 PM)
George Clooney's soul mate Sarah Larson looks prim and proper on the red carpet, but these
pics that surfaced of her go-go dancer days in Vegas say otherwise. Taken just before she met
the Clooney in July, these photos show Sarah getting her drunk on ...
(more)Simona Fusco, so, uh, wow, you just pull em out like that often? (Thursday 27th of March 2008 09:30:00 PM)
Simona Fusco Stratten apparently decided to air off her boobs while vacationing in Hawaii.
Clearly those things were burning up because, damn, I'm sorry Kim Kardashian lovers, but there
is all kinds of things right with this woman. And not because Simona ...
(more)Simona Fusco Stratten still wearing a bikini (Monday 24th of March 2008 09:25:00 PM)
Simona Fusco Stratten continued her Easter vacation in Hawaii by looking bikini-rific. You
may remember her as "Hot Girl" on an episode of Entourage or, most likely, from my Happy Easter
post. (I care enough to send the very best.) These are brand new ...
(more)Jennifer Aniston: For your bikini viewing pleasure (Wednesday 19th of March 2008 08:00:00 PM)
Yesterday it was short shorts, now today it's Jennifer Aniston in a bikini. Evolution is
awesome. Take a gander of Jennifer chilling in Miami where's she's filming Marley & Me. Also
scope out this pic (Click here as if you're life depended on it.) where, ...
(more)Scary Spice still looks questionably hot in bikini (Monday 17th of March 2008 11:55:00 PM)
Scary Spice (a.k.a. Melanie Brown) continued her Miami vacation by jet-skiing with her
husband Stephen Belafonte. She definitely looks better in these pics than earlier ones but has
some questionable features. That being said, after perusing your order ...
(more)Ashley Alexandra Dupre: Gov. Spitzer's special lady (Thursday 13th of March 2008 09:46:00 PM)
This site doesn't really delve into politics but, once a bikini became involved, the story of
overseer Eliot Spitzer and his $4,000 prostitute immediately fell into my jurisdiction. This is
a photo of 22-year-old hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre that the ...
(more)Kate Hudson went to Miami for Owen Wilson (Saturday 08th of March 2008 12:35:00 AM)
Kate Hudson's recent trip to Miami is reportedly all about pin money time with Owen Wilson.
Owen's in town filming Marley & Me with Jennifer Aniston. Kate just happened to have some free
time to jet down to Florida to rekindle their romance and become ...
(more)Kate Hudson is way not pregnant (Monday 03rd of March 2008 10:30:00 PM)
Kate Hudson is officially not pregnant. I'm sure you've been sitting at your desk with bated
breath waiting for some sort of confirmation. Me too. Anyway, these pics were taken today and
there's no baby in that belly. Kate's brother Oliver also denied ...
(more)Jennifer Love Hewitt remembers her bikini (Tuesday 26th of February 2008 06:00:00 PM)
Jennifer Love Hewitt, for God knows what reason, decided to open up to People about the
infamous bikini pics that divided our nation into those who thought Jennifer Love Hewitt is fat
and those who don't - variously known as the blind. Here's some bullshit ...
(more)Heidi Klum wears a bikini for Will Ferrell (Friday 22nd of February 2008 09:25:00 PM)
Will Ferrell got to take part in a photo shoot for Sports painted with a bikini-clad Heidi
Klum. I guess it's a ambitious knockdown* thing for his new movie Semi-Pro, I dunno, but that's
not important right now. What is important is Heidi Klum in ...
(more)Vacationing in Hawaii, ... (Sunday 03rd of February 2008 07:10:02 PM)
Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won't be identified as
clergy. They buy Hawaiian shirts and sandals, and soon head for the beach.They notice a
gorgeous blond in a tiny bikini. "Good afternoon, Fathers" she says ...
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