Stephanie Seymour in a bikini and some nipple (Wednesday 17th of March 2010 01:00:00 PM)

Here's former supermodel Stephanie Seymour in St. Barts yesteryear looking pretty damn good for
part of depressing age she is. (I'm afraid to Google it.) She also flashed some nipple which is
exciting only if a blurry areola combined with... ...read ...
(more)And The Oscar Goes To... (Sunday 07th of March 2010 11:25:00 PM)

Me, for posting these pics of Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez instead of Ed Asner on the red
carpet which is, literally, what I almost did. (I liked Up. Sue me.) In the meantime, feel free
to make this an... ...read full story
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(more)Audrina Patridge in a bikini (Tuesday 02nd of March 2010 07:00:00 PM)

As some of you know I turned 30 on Sunday, so last night I decided to mark the freedom by
turning myself into a walking projectile vomit machine who announced to an entire bar "I think
this jukebox gave... ...read full story
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(more)Paris Hilton still wearing a bikini (Tuesday 16th of February 2010 11:30:00 PM)

Here's Paris Hilton sunbathing on a yacht in Rio yore which I'm posting instead of the
non-surprising news that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden got engaged after pumping out two kids.
For the record, I'm not saying this was... ...read full story
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(more)Cameron Diaz's nipple (Saturday 13th of February 2010 03:00:00 AM)

I was about to let the entire weekend ride on what may or may not be Snooki's quasi-naked ass,
when thankfully for you, Cameron Diaz's nipple decided to pop out in Malibu today. Granted this
requires everyone to look... ...read full
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(more)Lorraine Nicholson still wearing bikinis and other news (Friday 05th of February 2010 10:30:00 PM)

- ?uestlove sets the record unblended about NBC's Black History menu yet still doesn't address
the hateful lack of grape soda. "SWING LOW, SWEET CHARIOT!" [PopEater] - Jessica Simpson is not
fucking Taylor Kitsch. [Lainey Gossip] - Mischa Barton... ...read ...
(more)Ashley Greene in a Body Paint Bikini (Friday 08th of January 2010 05:35:00 PM)

Here's the final product of Ashley Greene's nude, Sobe-sponsored photo shoot for Sports
outlined that's been leaking in bits and pieces all week. I'm not an energy drinker myself, but
thanks to this genius selling decision, I'm now paying... ...read ...
(more)Kim & Khloe Kardashian pretend to be skinny (Tuesday 05th of January 2010 07:45:00 PM)

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(more)I almost forgot.... (Friday 01st of January 2010 09:25:00 PM)

The Penis Button Posted: 5/7/09 I know it's 2010 already, but I honestly couldn't live with
myself if I didn't pay respect to what was unquestionably the
arm moment of 2009: Kelly Ripa's
Penis Button. And for those of... ...read full story
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(more)Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini and other news (Tuesday 29th of December 2009 09:50:00 PM)

- Britney Spears' dying her hair could mean vagina
flaunt is just around the corner. [Lainey
Gossip] - Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner stop pretending they're dating. [PopEater] - The
Sugarbabes in bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Ange ...read ...
(more)Rihanna in a bikini (Monday 28th of December 2009 07:05:00 PM)

Here's Rihanna in Barbados over the weekend and I had no idea her ass is a goddamn epic battle
between "Just the Right Amount of Ghetto" and "Jennifer Love Hewitt." But I'm here to help.
*picks up broadsword* FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!... ...read full st...
(more)Jessica Hart in a bikini (Friday 18th of December 2009 12:45:00 AM)

Here's Victoria's Secret/Sports descriptive model Jessica Hart at Bondi Beach yesterday. I know
I should presumptively comment on the gap in her teeth, but since I love women so much, I've
been staring straight
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(more)Lara Bingle in a bikini and other news (Thursday 17th of December 2009 02:30:00 AM)

- Toby Keith should stick to play-acting proctological procedures with his boot. [PopEater] -
Cate Blanchett > Sienna Miller. [Lainey Gossip] - Geri Halliwell keeps working the Ginger Spice
Rack. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW] - Emmanuelle Chriqui ...
(more)Taylor Swift in a bikini (Friday 04th of December 2009 02:50:00 PM)

In case anyone missed these, here are the Taylor Swift bikini pics that started making the
rounds yesterday. They're ostensively screen caps from a 2008 home video (after the jump)
showing the then 19-year-old country singer frolicking on the... ...read ...
(more)This is what Tiger Woods cheated on. (Thursday 03rd of December 2009 03:15:00 AM)

Because my journalistic instincts enable me to cut to the very essence of a story, here's more
bikini flicks* of Tiger Woods' wife that
rise online thanks to their inability to argue
without taking a sand wedge to an... ...read full
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(more)Tiger Woods gets slap on the wrist and case closed (Tuesday 01st of December 2009 09:45:00 PM)

Tiger Woods will be cited for careless driving for his car mishap early Friday morning, and
despite a golf club-wielding wife allegedly beating the fuck out of him, that pretty much wraps
things up. People reports: "The hearing has... ...read full
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(more)Diane Kruger in a bikini (Wednesday 02nd of December 2009 12:45:00 AM)

Here's Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson in Mexico over the holiday and evidently a major part of
their appositeness includes Joshua taking sexy bikini photos of Diane. Presumably for the day
she wakes up and realizes "Wait a minute.... ...read full s...
(more)Colin Farrell's baby mama lost the weight fast and other news (Tuesday 01st of December 2009 10:55:00 PM)

- Angelina Jolie wears the parachute pants in her relationship. [Lainey Gossip] - Sophie Monk
pretends she's childing for publicity. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] - Natalie Portman at
the Gotham Awards just set off my Batarang. [Just Jared]... ...read ...
(more)Emma Watson in a bikini (Tuesday 01st of December 2009 01:05:00 AM)

Because perverts make up 98% of The Superficial's traffic - And 110% of the article staff. (I
have a conjoined twin.) - here's a bikini-clad Emma Watson in Jamaica this morning. For any
young Harry Potter fans haphazardly stumbling... ...read full s...
(more)Cindy Crawford & Elisabetta Canalis in bikinis (Monday 30th of November 2009 08:40:00 PM)

George Clooney and his date Elisabetta Canalis spent the holiday weekend in Mexico with Cindy
Crawford and her husband Randy Gerber, and expressly none of these pics include Clooney
instructing a docile Cindy to throw her wedding ring i ...read full ...
(more)Coco wants you to see things through her eyes (Tuesday 17th of November 2009 11:55:00 PM)

And by things I mean breasts. She wants you to see her breasts. NOTE: act some more of Coco's
recent Twitter pics so someone in the scientific populace can explain to me how this is
milestone and why we're... ...read full story
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(more)Britney Spears' breasts in a bikini aren't making me cry. What the... (Monday 16th of November 2009 01:45:00 AM)

Dear Britney, Did you notice today how people stared at your chest and went "Hey, those are
kind of awesome" instead of asking whether you're pointing at them or that guy over there? No,
way over there. That's what... ...read full
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(more)Jennifer Aniston still in a bikini (Sunday 15th of November 2009 09:15:00 PM)

Jennifer Aniston continued her Mexican furlough Friday and I've gotta ask this or else I won't
be able to look at myself in the mirror: Why doesn't Jennifer Aniston wear a bikini all the
time instead of acting? I'm... ...read full
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(more)Marisa Miller teaches Advanced Bikini Posing (Tuesday 10th of November 2009 04:55:00 AM)

Here's Marisa Miller training the contestants on America's Next Top Model how to give me an
erection so hard it's capable of producing 1.21 gigawatts of "Baby, I swear I usually last
longer. -- Back rub?" Look, I know... ...read full
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(more)Jewel in a bikini and other news (Tuesday 03rd of November 2009 12:05:00 AM)

- Kate Beckinsale and a shit-ton more celebs in Halloween costumes. [Celebslam] - Lindsay Lohan
banged Gerard Butler? I believe it. [Lainey Gossip] - Katie Price, how is Halloween peculiar
from any other day for you? [Drunken Stepfather: Site... ...read ...
(more)Coco is a national treasure (Tuesday 03rd of November 2009 06:35:00 PM)

Now it's time for everyone's preferred part of the month where I mine Coco's Twitter for
high-quality examples of photographic excellence. And she literally has aggregate this time
around: Rihanna, Ice-T with a ball gag, couches, giant breasted merm ...
(more)Christina Ricci still in a bikini (Sunday 01st of November 2009 11:15:00 PM)

Here's Christina Ricci continuation school her Miami leave yesteryear and her thigh tattoo
really does look like it says "Fuck" despite the fact it's "Jack." I have no idea what that's
all about, but lets assume it has phenomenon to... ...read full ...
(more)Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini (Thursday 29th of October 2009 06:25:00 PM)

Here's Alessandra Ambrosio on a Victoria's Secret photo shoot in St. Barth's yore and it's
almost impossible to believe a baby was once in there. Now, I'm not saying every woman in
America should stop
range ranch with everything... ...read full sto...
(more)The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorers Edition (Thursday 29th of October 2009 03:55:00 AM)

Welcome to the mother lode of all bikini posts. Here's the 2009 Sports portrayed Swimsuit
Explorers Edition recommending Bar Refaeli, Brooklyn Decker and a bunch of other models whose
names I'll eventually learn once they bang Leonardo DiCaprio. In.. ...
(more)Irina Sheik in a bikini (Tuesday 27th of October 2009 09:40:00 PM)

Here's 20-year-old Brazilian supermodel Emanuela de Paula 23-year-old Russian supermodel Irina
Sheik posing for Victoria's Secret yore in St. Barth's. I'm pretty sure if I ever had a chance
to touch this woman's naked body I'd weep like I'd... ...read ...
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