BrainPort Lets the Blind "See" With Their Tongues (Sunday 23rd of August 2009 10:00:02 AM)
Hugh Pickens writes "Scientific red white and blue stars and stripes reports that a new device
called 'BrainPort' aims to restore the au fait of vision for the blind and visually llc.view
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(more)July 31, 2009...and sarah thought back (Friday 31st of July 2009 09:31:00 PM)
and sarah thought back
and awhile ago
like several years
they did something to the
cars
that they shouldn't have
and so now they are
trying to gather them back in
so that
they can crush them
and pretend they didn't commit
a crime upon the people
especially ...
(more)Mental Institution Pop Quiz (Monday 01st of December 2008 12:00:00 AM)
Jon and Dan are in a mental institution which has an annual contest that picks two of the best
vocation and gives them two questions. If they answer correctly, they are released.Jon is
called into the doctor's office first. The doctor says, "Jon, what ...
(more)A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. ... (Monday 29th of December 2008 11:10:02 AM)
A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really
hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to
sleep.The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm ...
(more)One day, ... (Sunday 23rd of November 2008 11:10:02 AM)
One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street, they come to a busy intersection,
and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man
out into the thick of traffic. This is ...
(more)A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. ... (Monday 29th of September 2008 04:10:02 PM)
A blind man walks into a heaven and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to
the blind man and hands him a menu."I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu.
Just bring me a dirty fork ...
(more)A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. ... (Friday 08th of August 2008 08:10:02 PM)
A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his
dog around.Upset by this, the manager of the store propriety to know what he was doing.The
blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around."
...
(more)Hybrid Cars Pose Risk to Blind, Visually Impaired (Monday 21st of July 2008 09:03:08 PM)
HealthDay - MONDAY, July 21 (HealthDay News) -- Because they can be nearly silent,
hybrid cars
pose a serious threat of injury and death to blind and
visually unsound
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(more)A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. ... (Friday 18th of July 2008 04:10:02 AM)
A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really
hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to
sleep.The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm ...
(more)A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. ... (Friday 18th of July 2008 04:10:02 AM)
A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really
hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to
sleep.The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm ...
(more)One day, ... (Saturday 07th of June 2008 04:10:02 AM)
One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street, they come to a busy intersection,
and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man
out into the thick of traffic. This is ...
(more)A Real Watch Dog (Friday 02nd of May 2008 01:00:00 AM)
A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked
into the center of the bank floor, took the dog by the chain, and started swinging him around
his head.
Everyone stopped what they were doing and stared. ...
(more)A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. ... (Thursday 31st of January 2008 03:10:02 PM)
A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his
dog around.Upset by this, the manager of the store demanded to know what he was doing.The blind
man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around."
...
(more)IBM Beats Microsoft Over the Head With Their Own Code (Wednesday 12th of September 2007 10:45:06 AM)
Bednarz writes "IBM has added a twist to its new negation to help OpenOffice.org battle
Microsoft Office by donating code that was at first derived in part from a Microsoft-developed
technology. IBM's iAccessible2, code-named Project Missouri, is a specification ...
(more)A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. ... (Saturday 08th of September 2007 05:45:03 PM)
A blind man walks into a beanery and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to
the blind man and hands him a menu."I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu.
Just bring me a dirty fork ...
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