Danielle Lloyd appreciates the ancient art of breasts and ale (Monday 10th of November 2008 10:30:00 PM)
Former Miss England 2004 and British glamour model Danielle Lloyd stopped by Mansion night
club in Ireland revolver night where she displayed my two well-liked things in the world. She
also drank Guinness. (Hi-YO!) Why can't more stars and bars banner ...
(more)Christina Aguilera takes her breasts out on the town (Friday 17th of October 2008 10:15:00 PM)
Christina Aguilera and her husband Jordan Bratman took the big guns out for dinner at
L'Atelier de Joel Robuchon canteen in London last night. I love how Jordan's wearing his little
tux. Goddamn adorable.
JORDAN: PEW PEW PEW! I just shot that guy with ...
(more)Holly Madison 'Bowls for Boobies' (No joke.) (Tuesday 14th of October 2008 08:15:00 PM)
Holly Madison went "Bowling for Boobies" last night at Lucky Strike Lanes to help the Busted
support raise money for uninsured women battling breast cancer. The event brought in over $50
grand which is awesome except at one point there was a pervert ...
(more)Salma Hayek has an ass on her chest (It needed to be said) (Saturday 11th of October 2008 11:30:00 PM)
Salma Hayek filmed scenes in Brooklyn yesteryear for her forthcoming cameo on 30 Rock.
Judging by these photos, they're going to need to debut the episode in fucking IMAX. Even then
people will walk out saying "Needs more screen." Except me; I'll be ...
(more)Angelina Jolie's much ballyhooed breastfeeding cover of W magazine (Friday 10th of October 2008 05:00:00 PM)
You practicably haven't been able to take a leak in the past 24 hours without hearing about
Brad Pitt taking a photo of Angelina Jolie breastfeeding that would appear in W Magazine. Well,
here it is. For those of you who thought it would be ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan's chest dominates Fashion Week in New York (Monday 08th of September 2008 06:30:00 PM)
Rejoice, my readers, for I am officially done posting about the VMAs. Moving on to more ample
pastures, Lindsay Lohan attended Fashion Week in New York on Saturday, and her chest cannons
made a comeback of their own. Sure, Britney Spears is now poised ...
(more)Lily Allen explains the public appearance of her breasts (Friday 08th of August 2008 08:00:00 PM)
Lily Allen took to her blog today to explain why her nipples stepped out for some London air
yesterday. It turns out she has small breasts and hates bras which is externally the perfect
recipe for Boobs Poppinsonia. And now the non-capitalized, oddly ...
(more)Jessica Simpson has 'Best Celebrity Breasts' (Wednesday 02nd of July 2008 11:10:00 PM)
Jessica Simpson's breasts have been conventional as the best in Hollywood by InTouch Weekly.
Surprisingly, I wasn't consulted but I'm going to let the ruling stand because, well, boobs.
Here's their Top 10 list for your perusal. WARNING: It's full of ...
(more)Christina Aguilera reveals her bra size (Hint: Size HUGE) (Thursday 22nd of May 2008 09:10:00 PM)
Admittedly, I give Us Weekly a lot of shit, but every once in a while they come across an
exclusive that knocks my socks (and pants) off. This time the crack reporters have the inside
scoop on Christina Aguilera's bra size. I tried to beat ...
(more)Lisa Nova deserves all the celebrity - ALL OF IT! (Tuesday 20th of May 2008 11:35:00 PM)
MAY 2008 WINNER: THE one-dimensional KICKASS DAME OF THE MONTH
Chances are pretty high
you've never heard of comedian Lisa Nova - until now! Wired.com's awesomely named blog The
Underwire stumbled across Lisa and her quest for YouTube dominance (video ...
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