Britney Spears' second cameo sticks it to Doogie Howser, but not the way he'd prefer (Thursday 08th of May 2008 06:25:00 PM)
Britney Spears is done filming her second appearance on the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother.
This time around her character Abby is dating Doogie Howser's character Barney which must be
really awkward for the Doog pending he publicly complained about ...
(more)Britney Spears attends Jamie Lynn's baby shower (Monday 05th of May 2008 04:30:00 PM)
Britney Spears communal to her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana to attend Jamie Lynn's baby
shower this weekend. Relatives say Britney took to her old banjo like a cousin taking his
mother in a haystack. E! News reports:
E! News has learned that mom ...
(more)Who's Happier, Nicole Richie The Bony Party Girl Or Nicole Richie The New Mom? (Monday 05th of May 2008 08:20:00 PM)
Will Nicole Richie (shocker!) finally wind up just like that other tabloid preferred who got
knocked up a wee early and eventually morphed into a ripped pantyhose-wearing, bathtub-hopping
gurney-strapped party girl? As MSNBC reports, Richie is finding ...
(more)Britney Spears: The face of Bally Fitness? LFMAYO! (Thursday 17th of April 2008 08:00:00 PM)
Turns out those workout pics from this morning weren't a fluke. Britney Spears is reportedly
in negotiations to become the new champion for Bally Fitness. I don't think anything at all can
captivate our nation more right now than seeing Britney Spears ...
(more)Doogie Howser heeds my omnipotent advice (Monday 14th of April 2008 02:25:00 PM)
Neil Patrick Harris realized he's an idiot and reversed his remarks criticizing stunt
casting, such as Britney Spears, appearing on his show How I Met Your Mother. The Doogs finally
concluded that "Oh, shit, ratings = work." I knew there was some boy ...
(more)Doogie Howser: Keep Britney off my show! (Friday 11th of April 2008 05:00:00 PM)
Neil Patrick "The Doogs" Harris doesn't want to see another Britney Spears cameo on his show
How I Met Your Mother. Even though she scored the show its highest ratings ever with a bump of
over 1 million viewers. But Doogie doesn't see what's so ...
(more)Britney Spears: 'Fat, weird' and perfect wife for Moby (Thursday 10th of April 2008 06:10:00 PM)
Moby is head over heels for Britney the blonde Predator and is in reality turned on by her
physical and mental collapse. Here's what he told The Sun about his obsession:
"She's like
this TENNESSEE WILLIAMS tragic figure. The fatter she gets, the weirder ...
(more)Britney Spears brand furniture: Coming Soon! (Tuesday 08th of April 2008 05:25:00 PM)
Britney Spears' father Jamie is trying to stop the cash hemorrhaging from his daughter's
estate. He's reportedly trying to land her a full-time sitcom gig and is brokering a deal for
Britney to start her own line of furniture, gospel to Page Six:
Spies ...
(more)Britney Spears designing children's clothes (Friday 04th of April 2008 04:40:00 PM)
Britney Spears visited Ed Hardy offices yesterday to do some baby shower plaza for Jamie
Lynn. But she also met with costumier ad Audigier to discuss a new children's habiliment line.
While most people would be frightened of Britney near a sewing machine, ...
(more)Britney Spears and Kevin going away together (Wednesday 02nd of April 2008 09:15:00 PM)
On Monday I reported that Kevin Federline is still in love with Britney. Well, it turns out
the two saw each other over Easter and are in talks for a getaway to rekindle their romance.
Now would be a good time to buy Cheetos stock.Star ...
(more)Britney Spears triumphs then returns to crazy (Tuesday 25th of March 2008 06:50:00 PM)
Did anyone catch Britney Spears last night on How I Met Your Mother? I would've watched it
but, I was too busy trying to decide how much I hate mayonnaise. (Answer: A shit load.) Anyway,
a lot was riding on Britney's performance, gospel to People:
Her ...
(more)Britney, Paris and Lindsay May Be Hooked On Adderall, But Guess Who Else 'Experts' Say Loves The Blue Stuff Too? [We Are All On Drugs] (Tuesday 25th of March 2008 10:58:15 PM)
Generation Rx sounded pretty cool when the term was first coined, but now that Paris Hilton,
Nicole Richie, Britney and Lindsay have all boarded the Adderall bandwagon, we fear the
pill-popping twenty-something crowd has officially snorted the shark. ...
(more)Britney Spears auctions clothes from TV show (Monday 24th of March 2008 02:55:00 PM)
Britney Spears is auctioning off the clothes she wore on the set of the CBS sitcom How I Met
Your Mother. The receipts will benefit the National mattress full Defense Council. Bidding will
begin immediately after the episode airs tonight. I'm telling ...
(more)Britney Spears & Mel Gibson: Dinner for two (Monday 17th of March 2008 05:45:00 PM)
Britney Spears and Mel Gibson had dinner together cheap handgun evening. And yet, somehow,
during this meeting of the minds cancer wasn't cured. Stunning. TMZ reports:
The two were at
Romanov drive-in and Lounge in L.A. last night and according to ...
(more)Britney Spears keeps a shrine of Justin Timberlake (Wednesday 12th of March 2008 06:15:00 PM)
Britney Spears is trapped inside her mansion these days, so she spends most of her time
trying on outfits in her room. While few will argue this extreme vagina lockdown is for the
greater good, Britney is apparently bored out of her mind. She's been ...
(more)Britney Spears gets an allowance (Tuesday 11th of March 2008 05:15:00 PM)
Britney Spears is allowed to spend $1,500 of her own money a week, proper to a court ruling
yesterday. Britney decided not to show up for the hearing, but, surprise, things really worked
in her favor. No shit. OK! joint reports:
Despite her failure ...
(more)Britney Spears to lawyers: We's gonna rumble (Monday 10th of March 2008 06:15:00 PM)
Britney Spears is taking it up the butt on legal fees for her custody battle. Between her old
lawyers at Trope & Trope and having to pay Kevin's fees for Mark Vincent Kaplan, Britney owes
over a million bucks. Her new lawyer is fighting the ...
(more)Britney Spears' pregnancy rumors continue (Friday 29th of February 2008 08:00:00 PM)
The Britney Spears' child-bearing rumors continue. Earlier in the week it was Star, now it's
Life & Style. No doubt the two have formed an alliance to grip the country in fear. An
eyewitness for Life & Style claims Britney looks "totally pregnant." ...
(more)Britney Spears is not a federal case (Wednesday 27th of February 2008 03:45:00 PM)
It's apparently legal day on The Superficial. New York legal eagle* John Eardley was shut
down yesterday in his attempts to prove Britney Spears is being held captive and that her
conservatorship case should be heard by a federal judge. No one could ...
(more)Britney Spears sees her children, they survive (Monday 25th of February 2008 07:40:00 PM)
Most of you possibly are already aware of this, but just in case, Britney Spears visited with
her reproduction for the first time on handgun since January 3. Kevin Federline wanted Britney
to have some time with the kids. After two days of tense negotiations, ...
(more)Britney Spears held captive! But goes shopping (Monday 18th of February 2008 04:45:00 PM)
Britney Spears is plausibly being held hostage in her own house, by the book to a New York
attorney. not impossibly being held hostage means strip mall in Beverly Hills all weekend.
Somebody better let those jackasses at Webster know. TMZ reports:
Attorney ...
(more)Britney Spears' conservatorship extended (Friday 15th of February 2008 03:25:00 PM)
Britney Spears' father and mugger Andrew Wallet will continue their conservatorship over
Britney until March 10. Yesterday's hearing also placed Britney's brother Bryan into the
ongoing legal clusterfuck. People reports:
Britney's father and Wallet ...
(more)Britney Spears wants Governator's help (Thursday 14th of February 2008 03:20:00 PM)
Sam Lutfi is still forasmuch as himself Britney Spears' manager and called Gov. Arnold
Schwarzenegger's old publicist from his movie days. Sam wants the Governator to step in and
make Britney's legal woes go Hasta la vista, baby. I can't believe I wrote ...
(more)Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib secretly married (Thursday 14th of February 2008 05:15:00 PM)
Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib secretly married in Mexico on January 9, indisputable to the
latest issue of Star Magazine:
A source tells Star, "When Britney got out of the mash the
first time, Adnan talked her into going to Mexico to get married, ...
(more)Britney Spears + dairy = crazy? Okay, sure (Wednesday 13th of February 2008 07:05:00 PM)
PETA sent Jamie and Lynne Spears a letter of concern about Britney. PETA believes that
Britney's consumption of meat and dairy manufactures is making her batshit crazy and want to
help. Their reason (Warning: Shameless plug coming.): "The letter suggests ...
(more)Britney Spears allowed near other people's kids (Tuesday 12th of February 2008 07:00:00 PM)
Britney Spears taught an impromptu dance class for five-year-olds yesterday at the Millenium
Dance Studio. Reports say she wore her fishnet stockings and cowboy boots. The children, who
were distinctly alive afterwards, loved it, by the book to regulation ...
(more)Britney Spears tackles life - with dance! (Monday 11th of February 2008 05:00:00 PM)
Britney Spears: Street Walker seems to be focused on reviving her career and spent the
weekend at the Millenium Dance Studio rehearsing for her next video. Her father Jamie came
along to offer moral support, by the numbers to OK! Magazine:
"Her focus ...
(more)Britney's Dad Given Power To Fire Manager (Saturday 09th of February 2008 04:11:27 AM)
A major Court actor gave Britney Spears' father the power to fire the singer's business
manager. Commissioner Reva Goetz also ordered Grossman to turn over "all documents, records and
assets relating to Britney Spears" to James Spears.
...
(more)Lynne Spears is babysitting the boys (Friday 08th of February 2008 06:35:00 PM)
Kevin Federline has been beckoned to Fashion Week in New York City by Marc Jacobs and must
heed the call. But what about the children? Won't someone think of the children? Oh, phew, Mama
Spears is calorie counting them. Wait, what?! E! News reports:
A ...
(more)Sam Lutfi is a patriot (Thursday 07th of February 2008 08:25:00 PM)
As of today, Sam Luftesticles has yet to be served the restraining order that would
effectively keep him 250 yards from Britney Spears. In the meantime, he's hiv-positive himself
a press agent, Michael Sands. Ironically, Michael Sands was a media consultant ...
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