Paris Hilton Brings African Orphans The Bikini Headshots They So Desperately Need [Doing Good] (Friday 21st of March 2008 04:15:29 PM)

While having yet to really deliver on her post-incarceration pledge to feed the hungry
Darfricans of Rwandonia, Paris Hilton did finally manage to make it to the African subcontinent
yesterday, accompanying boyfriend Benji Madden to Johannesburg as he ...
(more)Report: Young Starlets Care A Bunch About Charity And Stuff [Celeb Causes] (Tuesday 27th of November 2007 01:30:23 AM)

As George and his A-list Clooneyites take a step back from electioneering, the resulting
vacuum has found an unlikely demographic with which to fill the celebrity-grandstanding void:
Hollywood's young starlets, whom, inspired by their patron saint Angelina ...
(more)Like a fine, snout-sprayed cognac mist, Paris ... [Drunk Elephants] (Tuesday 13th of November 2007 11:41:37 PM)

Like a fine, snout-sprayed cognac mist, Paris Hilton's plea on behalf of drunken screaming
meemies appears to have evaporated into thin air, as the AP has issued the following kill-order
on the story: "AP-KILL ADVISORY Stations: The separate slugged Hilton-Drunk ...
(more)Paris Against Drunk Elephants [Celeb Causes] (Tuesday 13th of November 2007 07:25:01 PM)

We're not quite sure when the AP started running ridiculous-sounding quotes taken from
Celebrity Hearsay Wire Service WENN, but we'll just have to assume all the fact-checking
legwork has been done on this particular tale of celebutard altruism in the ...
(more)Postponing Hope: Paris's historic journey to Rwanda to break ... (Friday 26th of October 2007 01:25:11 AM)

Paris's it is historical journey to Rwanda to break ground on the Kigali Hilton has been
delayed, for now, due to a "restructuring" at the Playing for Good bedrock (formerly Totally
Rockin' Reality TV Ventures LLC). We're certain her openhanded efforts ...
(more)Paris Hilton's Mission Of Peace To Be Incidentally Shot For Reality TV Pilot (Monday 15th of October 2007 09:36:09 PM)

Despite David Letterman's best efforts to the contrary, Paris Hilton is fully enthusiastic to
looking ahead since a recent tumble
antonyms: discharge threw everything into perspective for
the multihyphenated heiress: There are B-movies to shoot, Folies ...
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