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Charlie And The Cocaine Factory - (Wednesday 30th of November 2011 05:21:49 PM)

For those of you who wisely stopped paying concentration to Charlie Sheen after picture
“Winning!” was more of a manic tic from hooker murder than an actual catchphrase,
he’s in Colombia right now which should perchance concern  [...]

Ashton Kutcher’s Coworkers: ‘He Isn’t Funny, But At Least He’s Not Crazy’ - (Wednesday 21st of September 2011 06:00:45 PM)

Ashton Kutcher‘s first episode as Charlie Sheen‘s third edition by the editors
of the american heritage® dictionary. copyright © 2003 aired Monday night to record
numbers, but keep in mind that was mostly because people wanted  [...]

Charlie Sheen Gave Ashton Kutcher Advice At The Emmys - (Monday 19th of September 2011 03:13:17 PM)

“Here’s my pitch boiled down to its purest essence: You hand me all the money in
your wallet.” A more remorseful and somber (Read: Broke and therefore deficient in porn
stars/hookers.) Charlie Sheen has been kissing Two and a Half  [...]

You Won't Believe How Much Everyone on TV Makes - (Tuesday 09th of August 2011 07:46:35 PM)

You know that actors, reality show hosts,
and network news anchors make tons of cash, right? But just how much do they make? And who
makes more than their fellow stars on shows? And why is Ashton Kutcher  [...]

Meet Emma Watson's Boyfriend Johnny Simmons - (Sunday 07th of August 2011 04:01:44 PM)

Emma Watson is spotted kissing her costar.
Charlie Sheen is going to die in a "meat explosion." Larry David is more popular with the
ladies than Alexander Skarsgard. Sunday gossip doesn't care about its  [...]

Charlie Sheen and Juggalos: Why Not? - (Wednesday 06th of July 2011 02:36:42 PM)

If you’re like me, you’ve been wondering how Charlie Sheen’s doing with
his quest to become the new Tila Tequila, and it turns out he’s right on schedule.
“First, you get the Ustream… then you get the Juggalos…  [...]

Charlie Sheen’s Last Goddess Quit - (Monday 27th of June 2011 05:15:07 PM)

“But I tiger warlock beamed her F18 receptor… Had to be the
Vatican.” Following in the snail trails of Bree Olson, Charlie Sheen’s final
goddess Natalie Kenly has officially fled Clam Manor which is usually what happens when  [...]

Charlie Sheen’s Finally Getting His Porn House - (Friday 27th of May 2011 01:25:58 PM)

He can barely contain himself. Because cocaine told him there’s no way a live show
wouldn’t reap him $100 bajillion, Charlie Sheen’s Beverly Hills mansion is up for
sale. Except within 24 hours of hit going on the market, it’s  [...]

Here Are Your New ‘Two and a Half Men’ - (Thursday 19th of May 2011 04:47:51 PM)

“Guess who’s on cocaine now, motherfuckers! Whoo! Didn’t see that
coming!” Ashton Kutcher appeared at the CBS Upfronts yesteryear to get everybody
“jazzed” about him replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men  [...]

Charlie Sheen Responds to Ashton Kutcher Casting - (Friday 13th of May 2011 06:33:27 PM)

“In coke-filled day, in hooker-less night, nothing shall escape my Warlock
sight.” Clearly, Charlie Sheen has only just now lodged his head out of a goddess’s
catcher’s mitt of a vagina because it’s taken him over 18 hours  [...]

Ashton Kutcher is Getting Paid Way Less Than Charlie Sheen - (Friday 13th of May 2011 02:56:14 PM)

Presumably because of all the scarf-wearing, Ashton Kutcher will reportedly make or try your
search for "considerably" at: amazon.com - shop for books less than Charlie Sheen’s
salary on Two and a Half Men, proper to TMZ: Sources tell TMZ,  [...]

Ashton Kutcher Replacing Charlie Sheen on ‘Two and a Half Men’ - (Friday 13th of May 2011 05:07:49 AM)

“Remember, Desmond Hume is your constant.” Wait, wrong bearded guy. If
you’re like me, you just assumed Charlie Sheen appearing on Entourage would be the most
douche-filled casting news you’d hear all week and got to work engraving  [...]

Charlie Sheen Changes That Kelly Preston Story - (Wednesday 04th of May 2011 01:00:21 PM)

Posted by Photo Boy Charlie Sheen’s public shame showcase diversely known as “My
Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option” Tour continued in Vancouver on Monday
night where not only did he claim to have once bought Tom Cruise  [...]

Charlie Sheen Writes Open Letter About ‘Two and a Half Men.’ Surprise, It’s Crazy. - (Friday 29th of April 2011 04:30:28 PM)

“Mm.. eh.. licking your lips is winning.” With reports coming in that Two and a
Half Men is most likely going to be canceled completely, Charlie Sheen felt this would be a
great time to send an open letter to Chuck Lorre via  [...]

Charlie Sheen’s Goddess Dumped Him - (Monday 25th of April 2011 02:32:15 PM)

A vegan porn star? Oh, Hollywood. Last week, it was revealed Bree Olson had left Charlie
Sheen’s “Violent dropper of Truth” tour, but it was played off as just her
going home to visit family even though everyone knows porn stars  [...]

Everybody Wants Charlie Sheen’s Kids - (Tuesday 19th of April 2011 04:32:53 PM)

“You know what would be great up here on this balcony? Babies. Soft, malleable
babies.” Last week, surveillance footage showed a cracked-out Brooke Mueller attempting
to pawn a watch and stereo 24 hours before she was routed to take a drug  [...]

Charlie Sheen Lost, Brooke Mueller Keeps Custody of the Kids - (Tuesday 19th of April 2011 06:34:08 PM)

Despite the luminous legal maneuver of arriving to court with a working girl (above),
Charlie Sheen was unable to obtain full custody of his twin sons even after their mother Brooke
Mueller was filmed pawning random items for crack and checked herself  [...]

So Brooke Mueller Fell Off The Wagon - (Friday 15th of April 2011 04:45:09 PM)

Charlie Sheen’s ex Brooke Mueller has outwardly fallen way off the wagon because TMZ
has obtained footage of her in a pawn shop yore morning where she tried to sell a stereo and a
men’s watch in the most suspicious-looking way possible.  [...]

Kacey Jordan Retired From Hooking - (Friday 15th of April 2011 02:07:26 PM)

Realizing wrapped up in a shower curtain doesn’t count as a 401k – Which is a
liberal media lie, by the way. – Kacey Jordan is reportedly done hooking and wants to
pursue a career in communications, gospel to TMZ: Jordan, who’s  [...]

Charlie Sheen Got Booed Again, Really Wants His Old Job Back - (Monday 11th of April 2011 02:49:27 PM)

“Did someone say moonshine?” Despite a winning, hillbilly grin that makes me
wonder what kind of sad world we live in where a man this pretty has to pay for sex, Charlie
Sheen couldn’t win over the crowd at Radio City Music hall  [...]

Charlie Sheen Wants Mila Kunis Now - (Thursday 07th of April 2011 06:59:23 PM)

Apparently Charlie Sheen watched Black Swan of late because now he can’t shut up about
making Mila Kunis one of his goddesses. Also, cocaine makes you a delusional egomaniac. no
doubt should point that out, too. RadarOnline reports: “Here’s  [...]

Charlie Sheen is Trying to Trademark His Catchphrases Now - (Wednesday 06th of April 2011 04:57:57 PM)

Continuing his quest to scrape 1995 by houghton mifflin harcourt
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Video: Angry fans blast Charlie Sheen - (Monday 04th of April 2011 04:51:43 PM)

"Where are the cops? 'Cause I was just robbed by Charlie Sheen," one fan joked. The opening
night for Charlie Sheen's "My Violent Torpedo of Truth Defeat Is Not An Option Tour" in
Detroit, Mich., was met with booing, heckling and walkouts.  [...]

Miley Cyrus is Twitter BFFs With This - (Tuesday 05th of April 2011 06:02:34 PM)

After fore quitting Twitter because the lure of posting naked picture show of herself was
too great, Miley Cyrus opened a new account on Sunday after being inspired by her new best
friend Charlie Sheen. Us ephemera reports: Late Sunday, the 18-year-old  [...]

Charlie Sheen’s Live Show Bombs, Wants His Old Job Back - (Monday 04th of April 2011 03:52:45 AM)

If you haven’t heard by now, Charlie Sheen’s “My Violent Torpedo of
Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option” tour wholly idioms:in toto bombed during its first show in
Detroit revolver night which is atrocious because anyone can do 80  [...]

Denise Richards in a Bikini Won - (Monday 04th of April 2011 05:15:49 AM)

While Charlie Sheen’s stage show debut went exactly as expected, Denise Richards spent
the weekend looking like this in the Bahamas. (“Sweet goddamn,” I believe is the
byzantine term.) You’ll also notice she’s with their  [...]

Charlie Sheen Fired His Book Agent - (Friday 25th of March 2011 06:26:16 PM)

Charlie Sheen has been minatory to release a scathing tell-all book by origin titled
“When The Laughter Stopped” before a hooker’s vagina spoke to him and said,
“Call it, ‘Apocalypse Me,’ Chahlay. These mangled lips  [...]

Charlie Sheen Has ‘No Chance’ of Returning to ‘Two and a Half Men’ - (Wednesday 23rd of March 2011 07:25:31 PM)

Earlier in the week, a story began circulating that CBS was looking to rehire Charlie Sheen
and resume reproduction on Two and a Half Men. The source was RadarOnline, who’s been
Charlie’s PR machine since this whole ordeal began, so naturally  [...]

Charlie Sheen Kissed Jimmy Kimmel Last Night, Isn’t He Dreamy? - (Tuesday 22nd of March 2011 07:12:38 PM)

Charlie Sheen, America’s Most Lovable Woman-Beater™ (That cost me a nickel.),
made a bombshell appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night where he not only kissed Jimmy on
the lips, but brought toys and Tiger Blood trade for all the girls  [...]

Chris Brown Flips Out on ‘Good Morning America,’ Smashes Window - (Tuesday 22nd of March 2011 02:04:11 PM)

Chris Brown performed on Good Morning America today and just lost his shit when Robin
Roberts questioned him about the night he brutally beat Rihanna. Being an anger-management
graduate and Christ-loving man of God, Chris naturally responded by ripping  [...]

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