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Christina Aguilera’s Fat Is Ruining ‘The Voice’ - (Monday 06th of February 2012 06:50:32 PM)

Seen here taking her son to a show that claims Michael Jackson is “immortal”
yet, somehow, not a single person goes, “Child sacrifice, ‘ey? Not on my
watch,” Christina Aguilera‘s weight is winsome if (lex [...]

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Is Ruining ‘The Voice’ - (Monday 06th of February 2012 06:50:32 PM)

Seen here taking her son to a show that claims Michael Jackson is “immortal”
yet, somehow, not a single person goes, “Child sacrifice, ‘ey? Not on my
watch,” Christina Aguilera‘s weight is flattering the tights-wearing  [...]

Christina Aguilera Sings Until Somebody Menstruates. Mostly Her. - (Monday 30th of January 2012 02:02:02 PM)

“A whooa-oooaa-whoooaaa why don’t you ever have an opinion about curtains,
you assho-ooh-whoo-ole!” Christina Aguilera performed at Etta James’ in tribute
service six-shooter night and honored the late singer in the classiest  [...]

Christina Aguilera Sings Until Somebody Menstruates. Mostly Her. - (Monday 30th of January 2012 02:02:02 PM)

“A whooa-oooaa-whoooaaa why don’t you ever have an opinion about curtains,
you assho-ooh-whoo-ole!” Christina Aguilera performed at Etta James’ commemoratory
service six-shooter night and honored the late singer in the classiest  [...]

Christina Aguilera’s Boyfriend Loves Her Fat Ass - (Monday 09th of January 2012 06:00:05 PM)

“Ho ho ho ho… ha ha ha ha…. This bounty hunter is my kind of scum.
Fearless and inventive.” Seen here at the tv set article or Rather hype* The Voice,
Christina Aguilera externally wanted people to know that  [...]

Christina Aguilera’s Boyfriend Loves Her Fat Ass - (Monday 09th of January 2012 06:00:05 PM)

“Ho ho ho ho… ha ha ha ha…. This bounty hunter is my kind of scum.
Fearless and inventive.” Seen here at the boob tube* single or Rather ballyhoo* The
Voice, Christina Aguilera evidently wanted people to know that  [...]

Christina Aguilera Should Probably Give Birth Now - (Monday 21st of November 2011 04:45:36 PM)

Once you accuse one personage of being pregnant, you kind of want to accuse them all
(Tom Bergeron…, so here’s Christina Aguilera at last night’s AMAs looking
almost exactly as knocked up as she did for last year’s  [...]

You Promised Me Mila, Nudie Hacker!! - (Wednesday 12th of October 2011 07:46:02 PM)

Thanks to Scarlett Johansson being all weird about every strangers ogling private, naked
photos illegally downloaded without her consent and published to all 24 corners of the
Internet, the FBI arrested Christopher Chaney, a Jacksonsville man who allegedly  [...]

Justin Bieber Wasn’t At The Michael Jackson Tribute? C’mon! - (Monday 10th of October 2011 01:54:19 PM)

Boy, Prince Michael looks just like his father. (His dad’s Ted from Hey Dude, right?)
While birth hindrance the Michael Jackson Forever Tribute concert in South Wales pistol night,
someone forgot to invite Justin Bieber fundamentally making the  [...]

Why Does Christina Aguilera’s Son Have A Black Eye? - (Wednesday 24th of August 2011 07:42:04 PM)

Because mommy drinks. Or maybe this stuff. Who knows? Via TMZ: he photo was taken yore
postmeridian at LAX — with rumors circulating that Christina’s “erratic act
and alleged booze-filled outings” somehow contributed to Max’s  [...]

Kris Jenner Wanted Christina Aguilera To Play Kim’s Wedding For Free - (Tuesday 23rd of August 2011 05:16:54 PM)

Kim Kardashian‘s wedding is now close to hauling in $17.9 million, so naturally Kris
Jenner booked Jennifer Lopez or Christina Aguilera to perform for free because she’s a
crazy person who in truth believes her girl is a legitimate personage  [...]

You Won't Believe How Much Everyone on TV Makes - (Tuesday 09th of August 2011 07:46:35 PM)

You know that actors, reality show hosts,
and network news anchors make tons of cash, right? But just how much do they make? And who
makes more than their fellow stars on shows? And why is Ashton Kutcher  [...]

Kelly Osbourne Called Christina Aguilera a Fat C-Word (Churro? I Bet It’s Churro) - (Thursday 04th of August 2011 05:45:46 PM)

Because we’re just playing God now, Kelly Osbourne and Joan Rivers were put in the
same room fasten for an episode of E!’s Fashion Police where externally their unholy
coven turned its attentiveness to Christina Aguilera and, I dunno, tried  [...]

Christina Aguilera’s Butt is All Natural - (Friday 24th of June 2011 07:27:36 PM)

In this day and age of Brazilian butt infusions, or several the hell I just learned Kim
Kardashian assumably has, it’s refreshing to find celebrities who still grow their
gigantic asses the natural way. So, here’s to you, Christina Aguilera,  [...]

Christina Aguilera’s Breasts Receive Top Gay Honor - (Thursday 21st of April 2011 03:39:24 PM)

Christina Aguilera was honored with the first star on the Hollywood Gay Walk of Fame last
night despite not even being gay and successfully reproducing via heterosexual intercourse.
However, she does have huge breasts beloved by my weiner gay and unmixed  [...]

Christina Aguilera’s Boyfriend Won’t Be Charged With DUI - (Monday 18th of April 2011 05:22:14 AM)

After causing a media shitstorm coming their arrests last month, Christina Aguilera’s
beau Matthew Rutler will not be charged with a DUI with after all. ostensibly his BAC came back
only .06 instead of the .08 needed to be studied legally intoxicated,  [...]

Christina Aguilera Has Looked Worse - (Wednesday 16th of March 2011 03:09:41 PM)

Christina Aguilera brought her wine-fueled jowls to The Voice press junket last night and
talked about being a judge on old glory Idol for Pussies which is how I read this. Via USA
Today: Explaining her coaching outlook, Aguilera said: “There  [...]

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