If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. ... (Thursday 23rd of October 2008 08:10:02 AM)
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only
seconds away from death.
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(more)After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. ... (Tuesday 14th of October 2008 04:10:02 PM)
After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized
that Chuck was already breathing spell he did it merely for posterity.The japanese bath are the
only other group of people who have made a worse mistake!
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(more)Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the boogeyman. ... (Saturday 16th of August 2008 04:10:02 AM)
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the boogeyman.The boogeyman checks his closet for
Chuck Norris.
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(more)Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the boogeyman. ... (Saturday 21st of June 2008 04:10:02 AM)
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the boogeyman.The boogeyman checks his closet for
Chuck Norris.
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(more)Chuck Norris is Da Man (Monday 12th of May 2008 12:30:02 PM)
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
- If you
can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds
away from death.
- It is believed dinosaurs are ...
(more)Chuck Norris hates people thinking he’s badass (Monday 24th of December 2007 01:55:00 PM)
Chuck Norris sued the publishers of a book that collects all the “mythical facts”
about him from the Internet. The book The Truth about Chuck Norris was compiled by Ian Spector
who started the popular website about Chuck Norris. He’s ...
(more)If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. ... (Saturday 13th of October 2007 09:00:06 PM)
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only
seconds away from death.
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(more)After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. ... (Monday 24th of September 2007 08:15:11 AM)
After the doctor delivered Chuck Norris he slapped Chuck Norris on the butt. While he realized
that Chuck was already breathing he did it merely for posterity.The Japanese are the only other
group of people who have made a worse mistake!
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(more)Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light . ... (Saturday 25th of August 2007 12:45:03 PM)
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light ... not because he’s afraid of the dark, but the
dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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