Paris and Britney Confused By McCain's Suggestion That They Are Still Famous (Thursday 31st of July 2008 08:30:58 PM)
newVideoPlayer("/mccain_def.flv", 506, 423,""); A clearly flailing John McCain has just
released his new Obama attack ad and boy, is it a doozy! Employing a risky "Obama is
awesome...but is he too awesome?" scene that seems designed to fail, McCain calls ...
(more)Paris Hilton's Genitals Finally Go Legit In 'Repo: The Genetic Opera' (Tuesday 29th of July 2008 01:50:00 AM)
newVideoPlayer("/reposeth_def.flv", 506, 423,""); If—and that's a mighty big
if—you've been clamoring for a glimpse of Repo: The Genetic Opera, the rock musical Paris
Hilton has been plugging on every one of her dozen or so placid David sportsperson ...
(more)Mini-Me Sex Tape Conclusive Proof That Our Civilization Is Doomed (Wednesday 25th of June 2008 10:30:00 PM)
newVideoPlayer("/tmzmini_def.flv", 506, 423,""); Sex tapes. We've all seen them. Hell, by this
point, we've believably all made them (and that includes Molls)! But even on your loneliest of
lonely nights, when you dial up RedTube in search of the dirtiest, ...
(more)David Letterman Still Pretending To Give A Fuck About Whatever It Is Paris Hilton Is Yammering On About (Saturday 10th of May 2008 12:05:00 AM)
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Stopping by the heiress-friendly zone of the
Ed Sullivan Theater to plug her latest exciting venture—MTV's So You Want to Be Paris
Hilton's New Top Friend or whatever—the Hottie or the Nottie ...
(more)So Paris Hilton Thinks She Can Dance? (Friday 28th of March 2008 08:40:56 PM)
newVideoPlayer("parisbelly_defamer.flv", 463, 387,"");It's official. Paris Hilton should be
banned from dancing on stages, be they in Phoenix or Istanbul. At yesterday's Miss Turkey
trial (yes, "Miss Turkey"), Paris was inexplicably asked to serve as ...
(more)A Well-Intentioned Hotel Heiress Turns The Tables On Today's Nefarious Celebrity-Industrial Complex [Pulling Wool] (Tuesday 11th of March 2008 04:00:40 PM)
newVideoPlayer("popparis_defamer.flv", 463, 387,"");By now, we realize that we were "pap'd" by
the Paris-and-Guru photo time a few weeks ago, which was orchestrated by the devious media
mastermind Ashton Kutcher and simulcast on Sunday night as part of ...
(more)Hold The Phone: Nicole Richie Can Sing? [Richie Jr] (Friday 29th of February 2008 09:06:49 PM)
newVideoPlayer("nicole_richie_dandelion.flv", 463, 387,"");Casting a star in a thespian art
command tends to either bomb disastrously (Julia Roberts in Three Days of Rain, anyone?) or
succeed spectacularly (Fantasia in The Color Purple, who killed). ...
(more)Paris Hilton Admits Running Secret Chihuahua Mill Out Of Her Home To An Appalled Ellen DeGeneres [Spaying And Neutering] (Friday 08th of February 2008 07:44:49 PM)
newVideoPlayer("Paris_Hilton_on_Ellen_2.flv", 463, 387,"");While it's true we've rarely seen
Harvard's Woman of the Year Paris Hilton far from at least one member of her four-legged
menagerie, had you asked us to guess just how many animals co-exist with ...
(more)David Letterman Welcomes Paris Hilton Back To Discuss Her Important 'Hottie or The Nottie' Promotional Charity Work [Reconciliations] (Monday 04th of February 2008 10:01:00 PM)
newVideoPlayer("parisdave2_defamer.flv", 463, 387,"");Paris Hilton's last showing up on The
Late Show with David Letterman was, in no determined terms, one of the greatest moments in
U.S. babysitter history, to go up there with the moon landing, the ...
(more)Paris Hilton Dismisses All Those Silly Rumors About Sleeping Around With Alcoholic Elephants [Paris: Truth Or Fiction] (Wednesday 28th of November 2007 08:00:17 PM)
newVideoPlayer("Paris_Hilton_on_Ellen.flv", 475, 376);In case there was any unyielding stew
about whether or not Paris Hilton did or did not offer a tearful plea on behalf of the plight
of India's pale-ale-addicted elephants, the celebrity heiress appeared ...
(more)Paris Hilton Goes On Poster-Ripping Rampage After Discovering Porn Shop Isn't Moving Enough Of Her Sex Tape Product [Quality Control] (Friday 02nd of November 2007 04:32:59 PM)
newVideoPlayer("Paris_Porn_Shop.flv", 475, 376);
During one of the unforeseen quality-control
checks Paris Hilton conducts at all retail outlets stocking highly successful adult-video
brand-extension One Night in Paris, the heiress became enraged when ...
(more)Boos, Betrayal, And Great Surfing (Tuesday 23rd of October 2007 02:05:12 AM)
It's official: Paris Hilton is Hollywood's must-have awards show speedbag bag. And though
you can't hear it in the video, a heckler threw in a "Fuck you, bitch" after the boos for good
measure.
· In a scandal sure to shake the world ...
(more)David Letterman Interrogates Paris Hilton On Prison Life (Monday 01st of October 2007 05:25:10 PM)
newVideoPlayer("Paris_on_Letterman.flv", 475, 376);
While you were out filling your body with
the kind of mood-altering chemicals that could lead to a tragic drivers license postponement
of your own on Friday night, David player was luring afresh rehabilitated ...
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