New Years resolutions you can keep.. (Thursday 30th of October 2008 12:00:00 AM)
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not
promise to do itemized you can veritably accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use
as a open gate point:
1. I want to gain weight. Put on ...
(more)Holiday Eating Tips - For The Sane (Thursday 30th of October 2008 12:00:00 AM)
I hate aspects of this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but
because it's the season when the food police come out with their wagging fingers and annual
tips on how to get through the holidays without gaining 10 pounds. ...
(more)A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. ... (Thursday 11th of December 2008 11:10:02 AM)
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can.He
doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do
not drink!".After a ...
(more)A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters. ... (Monday 13th of October 2008 04:10:02 PM)
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping
with music and dancing, but every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after
the lights would go out, the place would erupt ...
(more)There's a big conference of beer producers. ... (Wednesday 08th of October 2008 12:10:02 AM)
There's a big ventilation of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer
companies decide to have a drink in a bar.The monitor of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the brass of
'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a ...
(more)The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British ... (Sunday 20th of July 2008 12:10:02 AM)
The hot tub eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.On
the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.The swedish bath drink very little red wine ...
(more)Fruit Juice May Be Healthy for Kids: Study (Wednesday 04th of June 2008 04:48:01 AM)
HealthDay - TUESDAY, June 3 (HealthDay News) -- travail who drink 100
percent fruit juices
evidently don't tend to be overweight, and they may
enjoy more nutritious diets than kids who
don't drink the beverages, a new
study finds.
...
(more)Three Nuns (Thursday 21st of February 2008 12:00:00 AM)
Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother over and said, "We don't want to be nuns
anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do thing unholy and come back here in 24
hours." So the nuns left thinking, ...
(more)A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North ... (Sunday 27th of January 2008 12:00:00 AM)
A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool
spoke to the Norwegian in a contentious manner.
"Look," he said, "let's have a little game.
I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer ...
(more)A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters. ... (Friday 14th of December 2007 08:45:10 AM)
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping
with music and dancing, but every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time after
the lights would go out, the place would erupt ...
(more)Deadbeat in a Bar (Sunday 25th of November 2007 12:00:00 AM)
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked
him if he wanted a drink.
He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I
didn't like it."
So the bartender ...
(more)Post-Drinking Dry Cleaning (Tuesday 23rd of October 2007 01:00:00 AM)
"Bartender, gimme 'nother drink, says a very drunk man.
"Sorry sir," replies the bartender. "I
have to cut you off."
"Just gimme another drink."
"O.K. I''ll make a deal with you. I''ll
give you another drink and call you a cab. When the cab comes, ...
(more)Physical Problems (Saturday 20th of October 2007 09:00:04 AM)
A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm
water with Epsom Salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the
doctor asked if he was feeling better.
The man said ...
(more)There's a big conference of beer producers. ... (Friday 12th of October 2007 02:45:02 PM)
There's a big symposium of beer producers. At the end of the day, all of the presidents of all
beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.The commander of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the
headquarters of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors ...
(more)Exciting Saturday (Monday 08th of October 2007 02:30:00 AM)
This Saturday was very busy but fun.
First the grade 11 people are going on the grad trip to
Spain and Protugal, including me , we are trying to raise money for our trip. So our first
event was to do a car wash. and ...
(more)The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British ... (Wednesday 15th of August 2007 07:00:03 AM)
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or
Americans.On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.The Japanese drink very little red wine and ...
(more)Sailors and Soldiers Should Be Friends! (Saturday 21st of July 2007 01:00:00 AM)
A Navy man and an Army man are driving opposite directions on a curvy mountain road. The army
man hits a patch of sand, swerves, and nails the Navy man's truck. They both exit their cars
with no injuries, but their vehicles are ruined.
Now, the ...
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