Driving With Penguins (Saturday 22nd of November 2008 12:00:01 AM)
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and
say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo.
The man agrees and drives off.
The next ...
(more)Fuel Efficiency and Slow Driving? (Monday 13th of October 2008 06:15:01 PM)
Vile8 writes "With the high gas prices and ongoing gas gouging in my hometown many people are
trying to find a just way to save gas. One of the things I've noticed is people driving
exceptionally slow, 30mph in 45mph zones, etc. So I had ...
(more)Do you ever notice that when you're driving, ... (Saturday 11th of October 2008 08:10:02 PM)
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and
everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
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(more)Keeping Older Drivers Behind the Wheel (Sunday 21st of September 2008 07:45:01 PM)
Hugh Pickens writes "A new study shows the key role applied science can play in extending the
age at which people can drive safely and highlights the 1995 by houghton mifflin harcourt issue
company. published by houghton mifflin harcourt publishing
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(more)A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. ... (Tuesday 26th of August 2008 12:10:02 PM)
A man is driving up a steep, narrow bank road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they
pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!"The man nowadays leans out
of his window and replies, "BITCH!"They each renew ...
(more)A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. ... (Saturday 16th of August 2008 08:10:02 PM)
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the
guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo
immediately."The guy says OK, and drives away.The next day, ...
(more)Almost All Americans Believe They Are Safe Drivers, Yet Almost Three-Quarters Guilty of Distracted Driving, Finds Survey from Nationwide Insurance : ... (Tuesday 20th of May 2008 05:45:03 PM)
Nationwide security today released its second annual DWD (Driving While Distracted) study,
which found that, while 98 percent of Americans claim to be safe drivers, a vast majority also
admit to DWD. More than four out of five cell-phone owners are guilty ...
(more)MADD Targets GTA IV Over Drunk Driving Scene (Friday 02nd of May 2008 06:09:35 AM)
Eldavojohn writes "The watch-dog group Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) has set its sights
on the rating of GTA IV, largely because a player can drive drunk in the game. MADD released a
account saying that 'Drunk driving is not a game, and it is ...
(more)Mild dementia may not preclude driving (Saturday 12th of April 2008 12:33:19 AM)
Many people with early
Alzheimer's disease or mild alzheimer's disease may synonyms:
beforehand be able to
drive safely. However, "their driving skills predictably
decline over 1
to 2 years to a level that often precludes safe
driving," by the book ...
(more)Nuns on a Freeway (Tuesday 08th of April 2008 10:00:04 PM)
A police man is driving down the road when all of the sudden the freeway starts to get backed
up. Not long after, he finds himself stuck in traffic going about 20 miles an hour. So he
drives up around the traffic to see what ...
(more)Driving Test (Sunday 02nd of March 2008 08:15:06 PM)
Two truck driving brothers are taking a driving test, and the instructor asks, "You're driving
the truck and you're at the top of a mountain and your brakes go out. You notice an misfortune
at the bottom of the mountain, what do you do?"
The trucker ...
(more)How do you know that the driver driving toward you is a physicist? ... (Thursday 21st of February 2008 11:10:02 AM)
How do you know that the driver driving toward you is a physicist?He has a red sticker on his
bumper, saying: "If this sticker is blue, you are driving too fast."
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(more)The Blonde and the Blinker (Wednesday 06th of February 2008 12:00:00 AM)
Two blondes were driving down the road.The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger
seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and
says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''Watch the video about it all
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(more)At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), ... (Saturday 19th of January 2008 11:10:02 PM)
At a recent mainframe expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the brain* outfit* with the
auto manufactory and stated:"If GM had kept up with mechanization like the calculator
corporation has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that ...
(more)Bad Drivers (Tuesday 11th of December 2007 12:00:00 AM)
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a
worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman
driving the wrong way on Route 280!''
Herman says, ...
(more)C# Memory Leak Torpedoed Princeton's DARPA Chances (Sunday 18th of November 2007 05:15:03 AM)
Nil0lab writes "In a case of 20/20 hindsight, Princeton DARPA Grand Challenge team member Bryan
Cattle reflects on how their code failed to forget obstacles it had passed. It was written in
Microsoft's C#, which isn't supposed to let you have memory leaks. ...
(more)Perfect Man, Perfect Woman (Friday 09th of November 2007 12:00:00 AM)
There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated
for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two
perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect ...
(more)Schwarzenegger signs ban on teen cell phone use while driving (Sunday 16th of September 2007 02:05:00 PM)
Filed under: Transportation
Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't as much fun as a big brother as he was
in The Terminator... just ask California's teen drivers. The former action movie star has
signed a new bill -- which we told you about in August -- into law, ...
(more)Now, a Paris, Nicole, and Lindsay Day to teach people how to drive safely (ANI via Yahoo! India News) (Monday 06th of August 2007 11:30:19 AM)
Washington, Aug 6 (ANI): Careless driving by celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and
Nicole Richie has triggered a driving school to organise a new road safety campaign. Ferrari
Driving School in New York has called in parents and kids to do ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan blames the black guy (Friday 27th of July 2007 06:01:20 PM)
TMZ has interviews with three men Lindsay Lohan allegedly took hostage during the wild car
chase that led to her DUI arrest Tuesday morning. The three men were invited to a Malibu party
by Lindsay because they were friends with her former assistant's ...
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