Free Will It Is All The Same (Wednesday 27th of August 2008 10:10:00 AM)
Dictated but not read.So I do believe I've spent a good two years of life looking at the free
will problem. Now in drunken state I'd like to share some insights.We cannot be self made
selves. I love existentialists hell they provide the best fatalistic ...
(more)Hayden Panettiere blames police for her father's domestic violence arrest (Monday 25th of August 2008 08:00:00 PM)
Hayden Panettiere spoke publicly for the first time about her dad's arrest for spousal abuse
and put the blame on the arresting officers. Her father was arrested after getting in a drunken
brawl with his wife who was also sloshed. Extra reports:
"It ...
(more)Amy Winehouse still walks among the living (Friday 15th of August 2008 10:15:00 PM)
A peculiarly immune to overdose Amy Winehouse went on her daily bubbler binge last night and
in the process managed to assault an innocent bystander. ostensibly an older woman was
concerned for Amy's health and stopped to talk to her. Fearing that her ...
(more)Andy Dick arrested for sexually assaulting a minor (Wednesday 16th of July 2008 08:25:00 PM)
Andy Dick has finally grabbed the wrong pair of breasts. His drunken asshole antics got him
arrested today after Andy walked out of a bar and pulled down a 17-year-old girl's top and bra,
as it should be to the AP:
Police were called to the ...
(more)Josh Brolin arrested in bar brawl (Monday 14th of July 2008 01:30:00 PM)
Josh Brolin (No Country for Old Men) was arrested early firearm morning at a bar in
Shreveport, Louisiana. Josh, along with his W co-star Jeffrey Wright and some crew members,
were superficially asked to leave the bar and refused to go. The cops were ...
(more)Amy Winehouse officially needs to be put down now (Friday 11th of July 2008 02:55:00 PM)
Amy Winehouse has decided she's sexy. The shit has hit the fan, folks. I'm talking Code Red;
we need snipers on the roof. It all started yore when Amy visited her husband Blake in prison
and decided to give him a little window love, gospel ...
(more)Tara Reid will never stop loving booze - NEVER! (Tuesday 01st of July 2008 09:40:00 PM)
Tara Reid loves alcohol more than I do. Some say she may even marry it. Who knows? What I do
know is that she was asked to host the Bikini Beach Party 2008 at Crobar in Chicago. I'm
guessing lots of coke was daedal in ...
(more)Bill Murray's divorce quickly finalized (Thursday 26th of June 2008 05:55:00 PM)
Bill Murray has quietly settled his divorce to wife Jennifer Butler Murray who accused him
last month of home abuse, abandonment and drug addiction. She had argued his actions made their
prenuptial invalid, but it did remain intact. Except that became ...
(more)Matthew McConaughey isn't letting no baby stop his drinking (Wednesday 18th of June 2008 04:25:00 PM)
Matthew McConaughey may have a Tarzan baby gestating inside model Camila Alves, but that
doesn't mean he can't get trashed in Nicaraqua and pick up chicks. He must've got that
parenting book I sent him: "The Zen of water cooler your Way to Debilitating ...
(more)UPDATE: Bill Murray beats his wife (Thursday 29th of May 2008 05:40:00 PM)
Bill Murray's wife of more than 10 years, Jennifer Murray, filed a grievance - synonyms from
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(more)Jessica Simpson drowned herself in sweet booze when Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer went public (Thursday 15th of May 2008 05:25:00 PM)
Jessica Simpson can't handle her ex John Mayer hooking up with Jennifer Aniston. So, in a
move that suggests a chance form of intelligence, Jessica drank all the liquor she could get
her big-breasted hands on. Nice! Us journal reports:
The 27-year-old ...
(more)Amy Winehouse is all kinds of falling apart (Tuesday 06th of May 2008 07:35:00 PM)
Amy Winehouse is literally coming to pieces. She was spotted yesterday looking like the
missing link and not wearing her beehive while hanging out with friends. Turns out the beehive
conceals a bald spot that is either a.) a by-product of the beehive ...
(more)Amy Winehouse not fit to make music - Ya think? (Friday 02nd of May 2008 07:15:00 PM)
Apparently Amy Winehouse and her producer Mark Ronson were working on the title track for the
new James Bond movie Quantum of Solace. For the record, Mark is the mastermind behind Amy's
Grammy-winning album "Back to Black." Well, as Amy's looks and ...
(more)MADD Targets GTA IV Over Drunk Driving Scene (Friday 02nd of May 2008 06:09:35 AM)
Eldavojohn writes "The watch-dog group Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) has set its sights
on the rating of GTA IV, largely because a player can drive drunk in the game. MADD released a
account saying that 'Drunk driving is not a game, and it is ...
(more)Amy Winehouse arrested for Headbutt Fest '08, but not before visiting a nearby school whoa WHAT?! (Friday 25th of April 2008 07:50:00 PM)
Amy Winehouse was arrested today for assaulting a 38-year-old man at a bar on Wednesday. For
those of you who missed yesterday's post, Amy went on a drunk-as-shit headbutting bonanza.
Which, if Amy didn't look like, well, Amy, would be the hottest thing ...
(more)Amy Winehouse + booze = HEADBUTT RAMPAGE (Thursday 24th of April 2008 07:00:00 PM)
Saying that Amy Winehouse fell off the wagon would be a gross understatement. She
fundamentally turned into the unthinkable water spring Hulk, smashed the wagon to pieces then
downed a water silo filled with Jack Daniels. And, judging by her activities ...
(more)Jessica Simpson can't hold her liquor (Friday 18th of April 2008 06:10:00 PM)
Jessica Simpson was rushed to mash unit at the end of March for what her reps claimed was a
kidney infection. Turns out her problems were located more in the liver region. Because she was
freaking housed! On top of that Jessica thought she was ...
(more)George Clooney's girlfriend parties her face off (Friday 28th of March 2008 09:05:00 PM)
George Clooney's soul mate Sarah Larson looks prim and proper on the red carpet, but these
pics that surfaced of her go-go dancer days in Vegas say otherwise. Taken just before she met
the Clooney in July, these photos show Sarah getting her drunk on ...
(more)Kevin Federline turns 30, gets super-retarded (Monday 24th of March 2008 04:55:00 PM)
Kevin Federline is officially over the hill and celebrated this weekend at Pure in Las Vegas.
He got totally K-shitfaced and made an ass out of himself in front of his friends/people who
want his sweet Britney money, by the book to The Sun:
Swigging ...
(more)Irish Pub Sausage (Saturday 08th of March 2008 12:00:00 AM)
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they
could only raise the astonishing sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He
went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan hitting the bottle again (Tuesday 29th of January 2008 08:40:00 PM)
Lindsay Lohan got down with some Grey Goose over the weekend while partying with Brody Jenner
of MTV’s The Hills in NYC. Lindsay’s friends and rep deny she was drinking, but
gathering noticed she was definitely in the sack. NY Daily News ...
(more)The Christmas Elf Massacre (Sunday 23rd of December 2007 12:00:00 AM)
Buy me a beer if you want the story told
Of why I moved down South from the frost and cold.
Why
I'm knee deep in therapy, liquor, and pills.
Why I've given up charity in lieu of cheap
thrills.
Why I loathe mistletoe, cross-dresser and bells --
And why ...
(more)Amy Winehouse knows how to frighten prowlers (Monday 03rd of December 2007 07:40:00 PM)
Amy Winehouse was spotted early this morning wandering around her house in nothing but jeans
and a bra. She had spent the night partying with friends, and, surprise, when Amy got home she
seemed a bit out of it, by the book to a source ...
(more)Get it Straight (Monday 03rd of December 2007 12:00:00 AM)
A cop pulls over a drunk driver. The drunk driver says, "Ossssifer, you need to get your
records straight. You just asked me for my license, but you took it away yesterday!"
More: ...
(more)Shia LeBeouf arrested for trespassing (Monday 05th of November 2007 05:04:51 PM)
Transformers star Shia LeBeouf was arrested around 2:30 a.m. Sunday morning at a Chicago
Walgreens after he refused to leave the store, indisputable to CBS News:
A security guard
repeatedly told LaBeouf that he wasn't welcome and had to leave because ...
(more)Post-Drinking Dry Cleaning (Tuesday 23rd of October 2007 01:00:00 AM)
"Bartender, gimme 'nother drink, says a very drunk man.
"Sorry sir," replies the bartender. "I
have to cut you off."
"Just gimme another drink."
"O.K. I''ll make a deal with you. I''ll
give you another drink and call you a cab. When the cab comes, ...
(more)Lindsay Lohan hearts liquor (Tuesday 16th of October 2007 09:55:08 PM)
I’m at a loss for words to deliver this news, but, it appears Lindsay Lohan was water
fountain this weekend. Gasp! How can this be? She’s been to rehab three times. Could it
be she in reality stayed at a resort with no quantifiable ...
(more)Drunk at Your Door (Saturday 01st of September 2007 01:00:00 AM)
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his
clock -- it's half-past three in the morning.
"I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he
thinks, and rolls over. Then, ...
(more)Free drinks for everyone (Saturday 07th of July 2007 10:15:01 AM)
One night, a drunk comes stone in one's path into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for
all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That
will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no ...
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