newVideoPlayer("Paris_Hilton_on_Ellen.flv", 475, 376);In case there was any unyielding stew
about whether or not Paris Hilton did or did not offer a tearful plea on behalf of the plight
of India's pale-ale-addicted elephants, the celebrity heiress appeared ...
(more)Like a fine, snout-sprayed cognac mist, Paris Hilton's plea on behalf of drunken screaming
meemies appears to have evaporated into thin air, as the AP has issued the following kill-order
on the story: "AP-KILL ADVISORY Stations: The separate slugged Hilton-Drunk ...
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