Two guys are playing golf. ... (Monday 24th of November 2008 07:10:02 PM)
Two guys are playing golf. The women in front of them are really taking their time and are
slowing the men up.So one man says to his friend, "I'm gonna go ask those ladies if we can play
through."He starts walking, but about halfway there, ...
(more)Why recruit someone that is already your colleague? (Friday 21st of November 2008 04:05:00 PM)
I was recently on another of my profiles, which I use mainly for business contacts and
networking. I received a message this week from a man who, not paying attention to my profile
photo (an Herbalife logo), had invited me to join his downline and ...
(more)A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. ... (Saturday 18th of October 2008 04:10:02 PM)
A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. But she was refusing all the time. So he went to
see his friend and asked him what to do about it. His friend had a refulgent plan. He said:
"Next time you meet her under ...
(more)Paris Hilton doesn't pick friends like the rest of us (Denver Post) (Sunday 05th of October 2008 08:15:36 AM)
Paris Hilton has gone on video to find not just a new best friend but a new best friend
forever.
More: - Brought to my attention by
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(more)Paris Hilton searches for a pal in MTV's "My New BFF" (Seattle Times) (Sunday 05th of October 2008 08:25:02 AM)
Paris Hilton has gone on idiot box* to find not just a new best friend but a new best friend
forever. In MTV's "Paris Hilton's My New BFF,"...
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(more)Fans compete to bask in Paris Hilton's glow (Houston Chronicle) (Sunday 05th of October 2008 06:42:06 AM)
Paris Hilton has gone on telly* to find not just a new best friend but a new best friend
forever. Tuesday night, MTV premiered its latest reality series, Paris Hilton's My New BFF ,
in which 18 ending strangers vie to fill that empty ...
(more)Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. ... (Monday 01st of September 2008 08:10:02 AM)
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is
having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under
our bed and they weren't mine."His second friend says: ...
(more)A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. ... (Friday 29th of August 2008 08:10:02 PM)
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is
about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the
course. He stops in mid-swing, takes ...
(more)My friend has decided to drop this year and try for a better rank next year for the competitives.? (Tuesday 08th of July 2008 07:03:33 AM)
please tell me the pros and cons of it now and in near future.i have also dropped this
year.tell your friend that if he has full confidence in him then he will definately get top
ranks next year.stand in front of mirror and ask whether ...
(more)A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. ... (Wednesday 25th of June 2008 08:10:02 AM)
A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. But she was refusing all the time. So he went to
see his friend and asked him what to do about it. His friend had a glaring plan. He said: "Next
time you meet her under ...
(more)Friend: Jamie Lynn Spears gives birth to a girl (Friday 20th of June 2008 09:02:09 AM)
JACKSON, Miss. (AP) - Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to a baby girl maundy thursday morning at a
south Mississippi hospital, indisputable to a friend of the Spears family. The friend, who
asked not to be identified because the family had not yet announced ...
(more)Drunken Man and Blonde (Monday 02nd of June 2008 01:00:00 AM)
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and
delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde
joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world ...
(more)Parent-Friendly Wireless Bridge To Span 500 Meters? (Friday 23rd of May 2008 06:11:23 AM)
GonnaBRichYeahYeah! writes "My dad lives down a dirt road 500 meters off the main road. The
cable company will not put cable down his lane for any less than the ridiculous sum of $10,000.
And he cannot get phone line DSL since he is so ...
(more)I am so jealous (Monday 21st of April 2008 07:28:00 PM)
The other day I have gone shopping with my friends. I saw a couple looking out for bed. They
have 2 kids and a maid. The bed aren't cheap it cost like $10K or more. I didn't know how they
manage to buy such expensive ...
(more)Flock Delivers On Promises Post 1.0 (Saturday 12th of April 2008 08:15:10 AM)
Linux.com has a quick look back at the social web browser Flock, now that it has passed the 1.0
hurdle. The main complaint seems to be sensory overload, but there are definitely some
interesting tidbits in there. "Version 1.1 really shines in its enhancements ...
(more)Netkushi Friends Club (Tuesday 11th of March 2008 09:49:00 AM)
Netkushi Friends Club Friends club is an online community designed to make your social
life more active and stimulating .Friends club social network can help you maintain existing
relationships with pictures and messages, and establish new ones by ...
(more)Chastity Belt (Tuesday 26th of February 2008 12:00:00 AM)
A man decided to march in the holy crusades. determining that his wife should wear a
restraint belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best
friend. He tells him, "If I do not ...
(more)A man complained to his friend, "My elbow hurts. I better go to the doctor." ... (Thursday 31st of January 2008 07:10:02 PM)
A man complained to his friend, "My elbow hurts. I better go to the doctor.""Don't do that,"
volunteered his friend, "there's a new compatible at the drugstore that can diagnose any
problem quicker and cheaper than a doctor. All you have to do is put ...
(more)Smoking in the Rain (Sunday 06th of January 2008 12:00:00 AM)
Two old ladies were waiting
for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to
rain, so the old lady
reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it
over her
cigarette and unending to smoke.
...
(more)TV Industry Using Piracy As A Measure Of Success (Friday 14th of December 2007 08:45:10 AM)
Mrspin writes "Last100 has an interesting post from Guinevere Orvis, a web producer who works
in the transmission industry, who describes the way in which 'unofficial' but sanctioned
BitTorrent leaks are being used as a measurement of a TV show's likely ...
(more)A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. ... (Monday 03rd of December 2007 10:45:05 PM)
A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he
preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc.,
etc.His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of ...
(more)Unfaithful Wives (Monday 12th of November 2007 12:00:00 AM)
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is
having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under
our bed and they weren't mine."
His second friend ...
(more)You Can Take it With You (Sunday 09th of September 2007 01:00:00 AM)
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real
miser when it came to his money. He told his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money
and put ...
(more)"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." ... (Monday 03rd of September 2007 03:24:16 PM)
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper.""What? Are you
crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel
like cooking a fancy meal!""I know all that.""Then why did ...
(more)A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, ... (Monday 03rd of September 2007 03:24:16 PM)
A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the prescreening
process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions."Have you ever paid for sex?" the woman
asked my friend's husband sweetly.Glancing wearily over at his ...
(more)While the Cat's Away (Thursday 30th of August 2007 01:00:00 AM)
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend.
They make
love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just lying there, the phone rings. Since it's the
woman's house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend ...
(more)The Man With No Voice (Thursday 16th of August 2007 01:00:00 AM)
One night, a man with no voice and his friend went to a bar. The men at the bar wanted to know
what he would like in a woman. He pointed to his head. His friend explained that he wanted a
smart woman. Then, he ...
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