Bill Gates Founds New "Think Tank" Company (Saturday 25th of October 2008 08:00:01 AM)
Homncruse sends in news of Bill Gates's new adventure, adding "I was working just one or two
floors under this new office when it was all coming together. I even unknowingly shared an
hoist with him at one time on his way up to the ...
(more)Researchers Build Logic Gates With RNA (Saturday 18th of October 2008 10:15:01 PM)
Ars Technica reports on fishing expedition* out of Cal Tech where scientists were able to
create logic gates out of RNA molecules. Thus far, they've demonstrated AND gates and OR gates,
with work proceeding on more labyrinthine systems. The work shows ...
(more)Bill Clinton, ... (Tuesday 23rd of September 2008 04:10:02 AM)
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their
maker.The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is meaningful about yourself. Al
responded that he felt that the earth was the furthermost importance and ...
(more)Seinfeld-Windows TV Ad Anything But 'Delicious' (Saturday 06th of September 2008 02:00:01 AM)
CWmike writes "Microsoft's $300-million ad warfare for Windows recommending humorist Jerry
Seinfeld launched ascension day with a long TV mercantile almost entirely devoid of any talk of
Windows, Microsoft or anything, really. With co-star Bill Gates, ...
(more)Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. ... (Monday 25th of August 2008 04:10:02 AM)
Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really mistaken on this one. I'm not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a
mini* in almost every home in the world, and ...
(more)Three young women in there thirties are on a road trip and are tearing down the ... (Wednesday 30th of July 2008 12:10:02 PM)
Three young women in there thirties are on a road trip and are tearing down the freeway.
unfortunatley, they lose control, the car flips over the guard rail on to the polar lanes and
gets smashed by an eighteen wheeler.Up at the pearly gates, all ...
(more)2003 Bill Gates email reveals frustrations with Windows XP (Wednesday 25th of June 2008 08:38:00 PM)
Filed under: Desktops, LaptopsWhile Bill Gates' ominous continuing-care brotherhood from
Microsoft is understandably a cause for some quiet moments of reflection for some, it's also
given folks an excuse to dig up some tidbits from Gates' tenure that ...
(more)Bill Gates Reveals Secret of Microsoft's Success (Saturday 21st of June 2008 09:00:06 AM)
Hugh Pickens writes "Bill Gates, in a audition with the BBC, revealed the secret of Microsoft's
success: 'Most of our competitors were very poorly run. They did not understand how to bring in
people with mtier experience and people with social work experience ...
(more)Bill Gates's Last Speech (Wednesday 04th of June 2008 06:15:02 PM)
Ian Lamont writes "Bill Gates, in an address to the TechEd Developers conference, talked about
Microsoft's plans for hosted services, and revealed that the company is planned pill data
centers on 'a scale that we haven't thought of before' that will evidently ...
(more)Bill Gates's Wish Is Homeland Security's Command (Sunday 13th of April 2008 10:25:28 AM)
Theodp writes "PC World reports that DHS has extended the time foreign graduates of US colleges
can stay in the country and work to almost two-and-a-half years, an 'emergency' change that
drew kudos from Microsoft and other H-1B visa stakeholders. Looks ...
(more)An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. ... (Friday 11th of April 2008 08:10:02 PM)
An originator dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah,
you're an engineer. You are in the wrong place."So, the originator reports to the gates of hell
and is let in. Pretty soon, the inventor gets dissatisfied ...
(more)Qutrits Bring Quantum Computers Closer (Friday 04th of April 2008 11:40:53 PM)
KentuckyFC writes "To do a little useful with quantum logic gates, you need dozens to hundreds
of them, all joined together. And because of various errors and problems that creep in, that's
more or less impossible with today's technology. Now an Australian ...
(more)Microsoft to Give Away Developer Tools to Students (Wednesday 20th of February 2008 06:30:04 AM)
Beuges writes "The customer's broker Press is reporting that Microsoft will make full versions
of their development tools available to students. "The Redmond-based systems program maker said
late Monday it will let students initialize Visual Studio Professional ...
(more)Bill Gates and Microsoft Fund Telescope (Sunday 06th of January 2008 06:15:04 AM)
Coondoggie writes "Bill Gates and the Charles Simonyi Fund for Arts and zoology this week
donated $30 million to an ambitious dish antenna that researchers say will be able to survey
the entire sky every three nights — fabric never done before. ...
(more)Engineering In Hell (Sunday 07th of October 2007 01:00:00 AM)
An builder dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah,
you're an deviser -- you're in the wrong place."
So, the planner reports to the gates of hell
and is let in. Pretty soon, the supervisor gets grudging ...
(more)Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. ... (Sunday 26th of August 2007 06:45:04 PM)
Bill Gates met God, and God said, "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure
whether to send you to Heaven or to Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a
computer in almost every home in the world, and ...
(more)Bill Clinton, ... (Tuesday 21st of August 2007 04:30:03 PM)
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their
maker.The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is critical about yourself. Al
responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance ...
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